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All these people saying, "We don't need to send him women now, we'll do it later."
Now they say, "Let's use these electroshock implants in his dick to electroshock it all day and fry those delicate nerves so that by the time they do send the women to him, his dick will be numb and the women he can't enjoy will be a permanent reminder of us like every time when he looks in the mirror and sees where we mutilated his collar bones with the skeletal mutilator implant two years go and never got punished for that either."
Then the third group of people says, "Let's prioritize covering up our own crimes over getting that shit out of there now, and if he has to endure 30 zaps a day for five years until we take them out and it only degrades the sensitivity of his penis by 90% but not 100%, then he can still enjoy all those women. It will be just like wearing ten layers of the condoms he already hates because even one numbs the sensation of the texture of the vagina."
Then all other parties will say, "Yeah, just as long we don't make the Catholics look how they really are, that's fine if the Lord's dick gets only 99% fried. Besides, since we're the ones who are going to report how fried it got, we just won't say 100% no matter how bad it gets so that way we can say, 'His dick still has 1% sensation so we didn't rob him of the pleasures of the women he's been dreaming of night and day his whole life, and which we did agree to finally give him but then though we'd be sneaky and electroshock his dick until he can no longer experience sexual pleasure. As long as we don't get caught for our own crimes, we can fuck God over forever because we're never going to let him sit in judgement over us. He's just some faggot anyways."
And everyone on 4chan is like, "Haha, yup. Pretty much."
