Seija would make a great wife. She'd make an intentionally really shitty breakfast for you every morning, send you off with a kiss and an intentionally shitty packed lunch, but in reality she's just hoping you try kissing her with tongue so she can bite your tongue and make fun of you, and in the evening she'd greet you with an intentionally shitty dinner hoping you take a big bite out of it so she can laugh as you get a mouthful of spicy peppers and sand grit along with the rice and fried fish she prepared. Then at night, you'd violently animal mating fuck her loud enough that the neighbors frequently complain about it to you the next morning and many thinking you're physically abusing your cute, young totally-not-an-amanojaku wife because of all the bruises, bite marks, and swellings she has all over her body (and because she's the one that started the rumor in the first place) that she's been wasting makeup and paint on to make.