We wake up on a mysterious island with no one coming to save us. Wat do?
Last thread reached bump limit, so here we are.
Just a quick rundown for people just joining us.
Dubs: Decides what we do next.
Ex: We throw rocks into the sea and contemplate existence.
Trips: Decides what we do next and can make an event happen.
Ex: We throw rocks into the sea and contemplate existence. If trips, god comes down and gives us a purpose.
Rules:
You only get one reroll. Others can reroll your post even if you already used yours.
If you get dubs keep it within reason.
Be patient, drawing this stuff takes a minute.
Gets that I didn't get to last thread:
>>1040000 Vikings from the other island sail over on longboats and begin attacking the village with steel weaponry. Also a fucking balrog explodes forth from the volcano, angered by our mining.
>>1040011 We construct a fortress in the forest to defend against invaders. Little did you know they'd be coming from the opposite direction.
>>1040022 We upgrade our boats into full on ships, outfitted with cannons. Since we're expert carpenters the hull is incredibly durable.
>>1040150 >>1040199 >>1040222 We expand the village and build a defensive wall.
Okay, let's get to slaying some viking scum.
Anonymous
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>>1040527 Develop our temple more
Pray away the vikings
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1040555 we dont have nukes smartass
we are deserted on an island
Anonymous
>>1040576 nukes dont exist but God can come down and give us a purpose? I demand my nuke
Anonymous
>>1040527 Quickly build a fallout shelter and hide in it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1040583 i demand he gets his nuke too
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Does the armor we made apply to the birds,if not do it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1040599 Kek has blessed you with dubs anon. Where is our nuke OP? Our lord and savior kek wants nukes
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>1040631 Fuck off. Kekposting could have been something great if you fucktards didn't try to turn it into an actual religion.
Anonymous
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>>1040599 We build a wall in the sky, and make the nuke pay for it :)
Op
>>1040555 The battle with the vikings halts for a moment as an impossibly loud boom can be heard in the distance. All combatants turn to face a giant explosion that can be seen coming from the eastern island.
Didn't specify which island, fucker.
Anonymous
spearmen hold the walls while atchers fire at the incoming forces, rolling for constructing catipult
Anonymous
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>>1040709 We should worship Satan, and have him do our bidding via death rituals!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1040709 cool. Nice turn of events op. Im satisfied
Anonymous
>>1040709 >roll to attack vikings The Scourge +17 NAP (China) !PGTnzju4XU
The Scourge +17 NAP (China) !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 01:04:04 No. 1040766 Report >>1040709 Construct a Bunker so i can be Comfy while the rest of the Island Dies
Anonymous
fire catapult, dubs takes out some vikings, trips it hits a ship
Anonymous
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It shouldve been the Demon from that volcano now that i think about it
Anonymous
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Nuke the volcano demon
Anonymous
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One anon, seeing the destruction of the other island, gives a rousing speech to his comrades, and they rout the viking attack. If trips the balrog joins in on the battle.
Anonymous
Op
>>1040709 Shit, forgot to mention something.
The vikings, seeing their entire homeland being destroyed are immediately disheartened. With tears in their eyes they lay down their weapons and drop to their knees, waiting to die. First even post decides their fate.
>>1040733 Also, we make a catapult.
Anonymous
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>>1040527 Use the birds to swim to the other island
Anonymous
>>1040796 they are our slaves
Anonymous
>>1040740 >>1040747 Rolling to capture wife of viking king.
Anonymous
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>>1040796 dubs they join us, trips we kill them
Anonymous
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>>1040813 they are now our slaves
all have been captured
>roll to inspect aftermath at the island to the east Anonymous
>explore island and satans asshole for food.
Anonymous
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>>1040833 that's balrog and you are ded
Anonymous
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>>1040812 Slave-vikings!
Let me get a viking blowjob
Op
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>>1040812 Very well. We now have viking slaves. They will be stored in the forest fortress.
>>1040833 You climb into the volcano looking for food that could have easily been procured from the village. You burn in lava.
Anonymous
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good thing the catapult missed, viking ships now ours
Anonymous
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Have parlay with the balrog, and get it to serve our needs.
The Scourge +17 NAP (China) !PGTnzju4XU
The Scourge +17 NAP (China) !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 01:15:50 No. 1040907 Report >>1040796 Where is My Bunker OP?
>>1040766 Anonymous
>>1040907 dubs we lash op for being a coward and hiding, trips he hangs
Anonymous
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>>1040929 anon* not op ha
Anonymous
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>>1040527 Wait, we're stranded on Kalimdor?
Anonymous
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>>1040929 Now this is a notion I can get behind. Reroll.
Op
>>1040907 >>1040766 Seeing the horrible fate of our sister island, we decide to construct a bunker, in case something like that happens to us.
My bad. The entrance hatch is in the north-west of the plains.
Anonymous
>>1040961 As the bunker is nearing completion, I get really drunk and use the giant birds to destroy the whole site.
Anonymous
>>1040961 investigate other island
Anonymous
Anonymous
Dubs we all go to the other island by swimming Trips a super-gay atom bomb drops in the volcano and turns satan into god
Anonymous
dubs the balrog climbs out of the volcano and moves to cliffs. Trips, and our mine shafts collapse in it's wake cutting off access to it's resources
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
dubs i become king of the island allowing me to do whatever i want without dubs trips i become god
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1041016 Congratulations, you've been nominated to go and kill the balrog.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Roll To Explore the other Island
Anonymous
>>1041025 dubs we send the weeb on a ship to explore the south of the other island
Anonymous
we start making fire arms to make fighting the vikings easier
Anonymous
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traps are now gay
Anonymous
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>>1041041 gotta get dubs for the nomination to be confirmed, though.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>1041043 damn
oh well it happened once so thats good enough
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1041052 reroll, trips he crashes and is stranded there
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Op
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>>1041096 Only one reroll, dude.
Op
Anonymous
Rolling for Some African Kangz to appear and enslave the white bitches
Anonymous
I decide to go hiking in the forest alone and find a magic sword stuck in a stone. I tell the village, and we decide to have a contest to see who can pull it out.
Anonymous
post ideas for a different map so i can do one of these another time
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>1041133 come up with your own ideas.
Anonymous
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Rolling to build skyscrapers
Anonymous
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>>1041119 rollin.. Trips they take over the stronghold
Anonymous
summon Woox to fight that TzKal-Zuk thing in the north
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolling for submarines if trips Poseidon comes out of the whirlpool and does battle with the balrog.
Spaghetti Niggers +2 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +2 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 01:39:44 No. 1041177 Report Op
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>>1041126 Rolling for this.
>>1041133 I literally just draw the shape of the island on a blue background and then make everything up as I go.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1041166 rolling to try pulling the sword
Anonymous
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Dubs everyone invades Turkey and destroys the country Trips a shit ton of fucking nukes drop on Turkey
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>1041210 Pull and have the skills to wield it effectively against Morgoths' children.
Op
>>1041126 >>1041199 First person to roll odd after this post pulls the sword. The sword comes with powers I'll explain once it's pulled.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>1041222 Well looks like you got it. Missed opportunity with the trips for a powerup tho.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>1041233 Whats the rules for the sword
Spaghetti Niggers +2 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +2 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 01:48:13 No. 1041287 Report >>1041112 >>1041177 OP Make the Afrikangz appear
ALSO
>>1041233 I HAVE THE POWAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Anonymous
Better be one helluva sword for those trips. Rolling to sacrifice half the Vikings to Ba'al. Trips and his avatar comes forth to rule our nation
Anonymous
Anonymous
Spaghetti Niggers +2 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +2 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 01:49:16 No. 1041302 Report Quoted By:
Op
>>1041243 The sword grants you the ability to have any action you make successful if you roll an odd number instead of dubs. However, you don't get rerolls, and no one else can reroll for you.
Spaghetti Niggers +2 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +2 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 01:50:27 No. 1041321 Report >>1041310 Where are the Afrikangz OP?
Anonymous
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>>1041222 >>1041243 Magic sword and stone, as soon as one is pulled another materialises for any other worthy to pull.
Anonymous
Op
>>1041310 Fuck, forgot to mention if you roll dubs the sword breaks.
>>1041321 What afrikangz?
Anonymous
>>1041310 We explore the east island and op post a pic of what it looks like
Spaghetti Niggers +2 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +2 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 01:52:52 No. 1041354 Report >>1041334 Black Africans to Rape White Women and take them as slaves
Anonymous
We send the Viking slaves to fight the balrog, if trips they tame it for us
Anonymous
>>1041354 You're nominated to see if pockets full of rocks aide at all with breathing underwater.
Anonymous
>>1041310 OP, If you want, I can try to make a good looking version of the map once it's completed.
Also, we hire blacksmiths to make advanced weaponry.
Anonymous
We should build a Colosseum for our champion to fight various vikings and land birds and things
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1041381 rolling for advancement of weapons and armour
Anonymous
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>>1041345 K you have the odds sword so guess that gets up.
Anonymous
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We use some extremely obscure magic, we force the thing in the north to mine for us.
Anonymous
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if dubs the balrog is hungry. if trips we sacrifice vikings to it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1041359 roll, dubs they weaken it, trips they all die and balrog moves to cliffs
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1041485 Nah, lets have swordanon use his magic weapon to slay the balrog. Then we can take his blood and make elixirs that give us special powers.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1041417 Maybe namefag til you break that sword. Having difficulty keeping track there.
Anonymous
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if dubs the volcano erupts, spewing balrog chunks around the globe. if trips, the balrog gets bigger
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>1041508 roll , dubs he weakens the balrog, trips he dies and i take his sword
OddSwordFag
Anonymous
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>>1041522 OP, decide if better weapons can kill balrog
Anonymous
>>1041522 you can only reroll once.
Anonymous
Build better weapons. If trips, Ba'al teaches us how to make demon weapons
Anonymous
Op
>>1041345 We discover a cold, irradiated wasteland. There's no life. It's really depressing.
Anonymous
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>>1041535 rolling for this
Anonymous
>>1041535 we have better weapons already, roll for good shit like better boats
Anonymous
>>1041533 FUCK. Can I use these dubs to start an alchemy lab?
Spaghetti Niggers +5 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +5 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:06:22 No. 1041553 Report >>1041541 OP Where are the africans raiding the city?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>1041550 didn't know, lurker to /bant/ and old [shit]poster
Anonymous
>>1041545 Ba'al smites this dude. If trips, Ba'al viciously anally rapes him for a week first
Anonymous
rolling for aliens if trips they give us mad tek
Anonymous
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>>1041577 fuck why am I getting smited
Anonymous
Op
>>1041553 Dude, that would require trips.
>>1041577 This too.
OddSwordFag
>>1041541 we rename East island to Africa and west island to
West Africa
Spaghetti Niggers +5 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +5 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:10:01 No. 1041604 Report >>1041592 I Will wait then
Anonymous
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>>1041589 so do I.
LAST REQUESTS BEFORE BEING SMITED:
If dubs: no smiting
If trips:
>>1041577 is smited
Anonymous
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>>1041578 rerolling for aliens
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1041577 This was a shitpost, didn't think I'd actually get dubs
Anonymous
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>>1041553 How'd your underwater breathing go btw? Unless OP intercedes I think it went poorly.
>>1041379 >>1041417 >>1041243 Anonymous
Nuke the wasteland island again
Anonymous
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>>1041616 I accept my vicious rape
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>1041616 Fuckin leaf, we almost had aliens.
Rolling for anything but aliens, and if trips anything but aliens give us mad tek
Anonymous
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>>1041630 i am ok with this
Op
>>1041601 It is done.
>>1041379 >>1041417 >>1041604 Oh yeah, they killed you. Your posts are void.
Spaghetti Niggers +5 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +5 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:14:39 No. 1041657 Report >>1041654 They didn't roll Dubs
Spaghetti Niggers +5 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +5 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:15:40 No. 1041662 Report Quoted By:
Re-rolling to culturally enrich white women
Anonymous
>>1041654 dubs:
Blacksmiths give us better boats
trips:
Blacksmiths give us weapons to kill Balrog
Anonymous
>>1041657 Magic sword guy needs odds, not dubs.
Also, rolling to have Ba'al teach us magic if even dubs, or alchemy if odd dubs. If trips, we master both arts
Spaghetti Niggers +5 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +5 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:16:04 No. 1041667 Report Quoted By:
>>1041654 Rolling to Nuke the Balrog with Gay Atom and make it gay
Anonymous
Op
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>>1041657 This guy
>>1041417 has the sword. He rolled odds. Tough luck my guy.
Anonymous
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>>1041654 Gather many stones of different sizes, and us them to build the foundation of a bridge between the two islands
Anonymous
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>>1041666 Demonic trips for demonic arts, too fitting.
Anonymous
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>>1041666 o shit
do I get to cast magic missile now?
Anonymous
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>>1041666 SATANIC MAGIC CONFIRMED
Anonymous
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dubs we march an army including the vikings, anons mounted on the dinos,the catapult, and guy with the magic sword to the cliffs. Trips the Balrog notices and climbs out of the volcano causing an eruption with rivers of lava flowing toward the cliffs
OddSwordFag
Anonymous
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dubs we explore Island, trips the island is infested with monsters and they invade our island
Anonymous
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dubs we get clone machine from Africa, trips cloning machine requires evens instead of dubs to work
Anonymous
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>>1041666 Appropriate digits to be learning shit from a demon.
Nice^Nice.
Spaghetti Niggers +5 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +5 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:19:13 No. 1041701 Report Rolling to Revive myself because strayans can't have fun
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>1041701 all of your posts are void, you'd have to convince someone else to revive you
Spaghetti Niggers +5 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +5 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:20:46 No. 1041718 Report Please Revive me and there will be free Sopa de Macaco for everyone and BLACKED Will be banned
Op
>>1041666 Oh shit, nigga, we wizards now! We now have magic, and passively generate various potions.
I feel it's worth bringing up the monolith from the last thread and the whole prophecy that came with it. Y'know, about the whole scourge to the east 'n' stuff.
Also no map update because I don't know how to draw everyone having magic.
Anonymous
>>1041718 i'll roll once to revive you and send you on a small ship to explore the wasteland, trips you crash at sea
OddSwordFag
>>1041701 If you post a pic of your face with a time stamp ill revive you
if you post a pic of one of your family members sleeping with a time stamp ill revive you and give you the sword
Spaghetti Niggers +8 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +8 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:23:40 No. 1041760 Report Quoted By:
Can Somebody Revive me? Pretty Please? I Can cook Sopa de Macaco and Wizard shit because i learned with king tatutatau from egypt to do this shit
Anonymous
Spaghetti Niggers +8 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +8 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:25:26 No. 1041782 Report Quoted By:
>>1041755 I Didn't need your help by the way
If Somebody revives me i promise to become his slave
Anonymous
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>>1041541 Thanks to me amiright? If dubs multiple death claws start roaming the wasteland
Anonymous
>>1041740 Use magic to determine what exactly lies to the east
Anonymous
>>1041718 Test of magic is making this guy a bound undead. The binding has it that no words of niggers, rape, or slavery can be used in rolling from here on out.
Anonymous
We use ground iron oxide, charcoal and clay to make paint, then tag the cliff wall with "DEMUNS R GAAAY".
Spaghetti Niggers +8 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +8 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:27:02 No. 1041801 Report Anonymous
Magic our shitty pylons into real pylons
Anonymous
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first actual roll in a while dubs: better swords for all trips: swords are enchanted with our demon magic, allowing us to kill balrog.
Op
>>1041755 The sword breaks.
Also, found out how to represent everyone having magic.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Spaghetti Niggers +8 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +8 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:28:54 No. 1041829 Report >>1041814 Can i Be a Spoopy Ghost until someone Revives me?
Anonymous
Let's build a stone bridge to Africa
Anonymous
>>1041829 you're undead my nigga
Anonymous
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>>1041802 if dubs this
>>1041801 if trips Spaghetti Niggers is cast into the deepest region of hell, where he will dwell for eternity with no hope of escape.
Anonymous
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Rolling for the renaissance to start
Anonymous
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>>1041814 Try to tame the balrog by offering it our qt traps.
Anonymous
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>>1041829 Someone help me prop this guy up and parade him around like in Weekend at Bernie's.
Anonymous
Rolling to explore the shipwrecks in the far east
Spaghetti Niggers +8 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +8 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:30:59 No. 1041865 Report Rolling to Build a Pirate Ship full of Skeletons while me Captain Rattle me bones holds his treasure there SPIN THE WHEEL BUT DON'T RATTLE ME BONES
FagWhomOnceHaveTheOddSword
FagWhomOnceHaveTheOddSword ID:yfeLELLT Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:31:20 No. 1041870 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Anonymous
Spaghetti Niggers +8 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +8 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:32:18 No. 1041888 Report Op
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>>1041864 Rolling for this.
Anonymous
We build a catapult to hurl our poos at the demon.
Anonymous
>>1041829 Rolling for this guy to be the village mascot.
If trips we establish a second village in the Wasteland
Spaghetti Niggers +8 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +8 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:33:57 No. 1041907 Report >>1041888 YARR MATEYS COME TO MY SHIP TO DISCOVER IT'S TREASURES
Anonymous
>>1041888 shit he did something.
OP NEGATE IT
Spaghetti Niggers +8 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +8 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:35:03 No. 1041917 Report Quoted By:
>>1041913 But i am undead nigger
>>1041834 Also don't you want to discover the treasures from captain bones ship?
Anonymous
>>1041907 roll for you to take your ship and explore the wreckage in the northeast
Anonymous
Poison the Vikings, and feed them to the balrog
Anonymous
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>>1041900 Well now we have a corpse as mascot. Someone needs to try that binding again, it fizzled last time. Maybe the the magic was slightly off.
Spaghetti Niggers +8 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +8 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:36:26 No. 1041935 Report Quoted By:
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Anonymous
Anonymous
rolling for the industrial age to start.
Spaghetti Niggers +8 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +8 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:37:48 No. 1041946 Report Quoted By:
WON'T SUMBODY SPIN THE WHEEL? YOU CAN SPIN WHENEVER YA WANT BUT DON'T RATTLE ME BONE'S
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>1041944 Op will provide whatnew technologies will arrive
Anonymous
Anonymous
suck off the monster at the top
Spaghetti Niggers +12 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +12 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:40:08 No. 1041972 Report Rolling To Spook someone with my bones
Anonymous
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>>1041972 Rolling to get spooked
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1041899 >Hoping OP checks these dubs Spaghetti Niggers +12 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +12 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:42:03 No. 1041988 Report Rolling to get my Ship full of skeletal pirates and explore the wreckages
Anonymous
>>1041985 already have one at village.
Rolling to move it to stronghold
Anonymous
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>>1041975 ur wasted dubs faggot
Anonymous
>>1041994 But I wanted to hurl poos at the demon
Anonymous
>>1041834 Yeah I think the failed summoning allowed him enough tangibility to land his trips. Off to explore the wreckages.
Op
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>>1041899 We already have a catapult, so we use it to hurl our shit at the balrog.
>>1041900 Spaghetti Niggers is now village mascot.
>>1041888 >>1041988 Spaghetti Niggers builds a ship out of the bones of a long dead sea monster and then populates it with a skeletal crew. It also has a ghostly green sail. Once the ship is completed, he immediately sails off to explore the wreckage in
the north east corner of the map. (Details of that next post.)
Anonymous
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>>1042012 roll to build another at stronghold
Anonymous
Attack the Balrog with our Viking slaves, and top magi
Anonymous
>>1042036 Rerolling
If trips, we tame the balrog.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Use magics to make an ally of the balrog, for use in the conflict with the eastern unknown threat.
Anonymous
the alchemist discover gunpowder, trips we build a cannon
Anonymous
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>>1042046 Rolling, but also add other flora
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Build a wall around the balrog and make him pay for it
Anonymous
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>>1042051 rolling, trips the balrog is angered and moves to the cliffs
Anonymous
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>>1042019 now that he's useful, I support his tangible skeletal ship, and our mascot
Anonymous
>>1042056 Indeed. Why faff around with catapults when we've mastered alchemy?
Don't think building a cannon requires trips, rolling for dubs to build cannon.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1042051 I thought the east was nuked? Surely the radiation wouldve killed off any threats. Also if dubs a prophet would arrive and tell everyone that their reality is a simuation and that their fate i decided by a thing called dubs
Anonymous
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>>1042087 roll, trips its moved to the cliffs and fired at the balrog
Anonymous
Pray to Ba'al for guidance. If trips, one of the posters becomes his Avatar on /bant/land
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>1042111 Second trips in one thread, Ba'al must truly be pleased with me
Anonymous
>>1042111 rolling to become Avatar
Anonymous
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>>1042091 >>1041740 Something's still cooking. Maybe we nuked it, maybe there's a threat by sea.
Anonymous
Spaghetti Niggers +13 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +13 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:58:27 No. 1042178 Report >>1042111 Rolling to become the avatar
Anonymous
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>>1042178 you're the mascot already, you can't be both
Spaghetti Niggers +13 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +13 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 02:59:05 No. 1042182 Report Quoted By:
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>>1042111 I roll for the right to be his Avatar
Anonymous
Ramervia+9
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>>1042111 Rolling to be the Avatar.
Op
I'm putting all the industrial revolution and avatars of demon lords stuff on hold, because during his expedition, Spaghetti Niggers discovers the scourge of the eastern sea! The one spoken about on the monolith! It's The Kraken! B O S S B A T T L E , G O !
Anonymous
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>>1042111 Rolling to be Avatar
Spaghetti Niggers +13 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +13 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:00:51 No. 1042197 Report >>1042192 Rolling To Spook the Kraken With my Bones so he can't do shit
Anonymous
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>>1042197 rolling to Rattling his bones
Anonymous
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tame the kraken
Anonymous
>>1042192 Fall back to the balrog, use magic to create a mist and set the two monsters against each other while we duck back out of the fight.
Anonymous
>>1042192 rolling to cast even spell:
evens = dubs
dubs = evens
spell dissipates after Kraken is dead.
trips: dubs = trips
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Spaghetti Niggers +13 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:03:09 No. 1042220 Report Quoted By:
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>>1042199 Sure, but now? Fuck me this is poor timing.
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>>1042192 Use magic to rain death upon the Kraken
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rolling to build a cannon and put it on a ship, trips it gets two cannons
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Actually, why not kill two birds with one stone? Whoever lands the killing blow on The Kraken is deemed worthy enough to become the avatar of Baal.
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Spaghetti Niggers +13 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:04:13 No. 1042229 Report Rolling to attack the kraken
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Fuck missed quads.
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>>1042219 also reroll, I encourage people to reroll this
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>>1042224 Dude, we already have cannons, they're on the wooden ship we built.
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Spaghetti Niggers +13 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:05:21 No. 1042241 Report Quoted By:
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>>1042225 I leap on top of the kraken, burying my hands up to the shoulder in it's one hideous eye, grab it's brain with my bare hands and tear it out.
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>>1042239 Lure the kraken to the Balrog
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Spaghetti Niggers +13 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:06:35 No. 1042258 Report Rolling To attack the Kraken full force with my Ship full of spoopy pirates
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>>1042225 Rolling to use bending powers to kill kraken
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>>1042229 >>1042221 Falling back, you can still be in it but we're at the tip of our island if I'm reading it right.
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Spaghetti Niggers +13 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:07:23 No. 1042267 Report Quoted By:
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>>1042255 You have no idea how happy this makes me.
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>>1042273 Does anything happen?
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Spaghetti Niggers +13 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:08:26 No. 1042277 Report Quoted By:
Rolling to Sacrifice myself and buy time for my friends to escape
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>>1042255 >>1042211 Already in action but more dubs can't hurt.
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gather the vikings, take the warship to meet up with spaghetti nigger
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>>1042225 I channel the power of the heavens and shoot lightning out of my fingers, cooking the kraken to a crisp. It was some good sushi.
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roll to cast lightning at Kraken and Balrog, and trips = lightning stuns Kraken
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>>1042225 rolling to adopt a cat
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Convert the cliffs to a great wall with cannons
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>>1042311 rolling to create battle cat
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Blast kraken and balrog with lethal eldritch magics.
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>>1042311 me and my cat move to Africa. trips the cat kills the kraken
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>>1042315 If trips, (please Ba'al) the monsters mutually kill each other.
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Spaghetti Niggers +13 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:13:04 No. 1042338 Report Quoted By:
Kill the Kraken
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>>1042315 Re-Re-Query
Also, we need a new thread.
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dubs kraken kills the balrog, trips the balrog wins
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Spaghetti Niggers +13 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:14:37 No. 1042349 Report Quoted By:
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>>1042346 Roll, but Balrog injures Kraken if it dies (assuming luring worked)
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>>1042255 Sphagetti Niggers manages to lure The Kraken to the Balrog. They begin fighting one another.
Will start a new thread really quick. brb
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>>1042345 Indeed. We're going to have a bit of a problem if the balrog offs the kraken without sustaining heavy damage tho.
A balrog, and the avatar of Ba'al. Sticky.
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>>1042368 If the Balrog kills the Kraken, is the Balrog the Avatar?
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>>1042346 roll, trips kill both
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>>1042370 We just have to hope Ba'al's avatar is pleased with /bant/land
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Spaghetti Niggers +13 !PGTnzju4XU ID:YFVSG5O8 Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:19:00 No. 1042396 Report Quoted By:
>>1042368 If dubs kraken kills balrog
if trips balrog wins
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Pray to Ba'al, then attack the Kraken with magic.
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gonna leave this thread, night /bant/
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>>1042346 reroll, winner becomes avatar of baal and much stronger
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