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Stupid shit I did.

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>Be me, grade 9
>Skinny, frail, and sensitive as all hell
>Have this Pre-AP English 9 teacher who I hate
>She showed signs of racial bias and berates people for their different political views
>Made claims that she came from a poor family, but just happens to have been able to pay off a $55,000 tuition from the college she went to
>Hate her so much that on the last week of school I make a plan to mock her in front of my mates as I head out
>Hallways are flooded with people and my bus is the first one to leave
>Well fuck
>Suddenly hatch a master plan
>I tell my close friend as I walk home
>"b-but anon, will you get caught?
>"Haha nah"
>Head home
>Pull out my old laptop
>Make a fake email address that has the name of some asshole I have classes with
>He's nearly twice my size and allegedly brings drugs to school and trades them with seniors at certain hours
>Type out a good five or six paragraphs about how much of an asshole she is
>Look up and learn a bunch of new vulgar phrases just to spite her
>The following day the school's website makes a post talking about how she's transitioning schools because of a "Vulgar student incident"
>fuckyes.mp4
>Sees the familiar asshole crying as he's outside begging his mom to not throw away his computer
>mfw I never got caught