We wake up on a mysterious island with no one coming to save us. Wat do?
Last thread reached bump limit, and OH SHIT NIGGA KRAKEN VS. BALROG FIGHT TO THE DEATH SON!!!
Just a quick rundown for people just joining us.
Dubs: Decides what we do next.
Ex: We throw rocks into the sea and contemplate existence.
Trips: Decides what we do next and can make an event happen.
Ex: We throw rocks into the sea and contemplate existence. If trips, god comes down and gives us a purpose.
Rules:
You only get one reroll. Others can reroll your post even if you already used yours.
If you get dubs keep it within reason.
Be patient, drawing this stuff takes a minute.
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The Balrog erupts the volcano
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Spaghetti Niggers +13 !PGTnzju4XU ID:ocyGSxKL Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:24:14 No. 1042472 Report >>1042415 If dubs the balrog dies
if trips the balrog kills the kraken
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>>1042464 If successful scrying find out if battle is taking place on land or at sea.
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Lead a Viking army to the north to attack both beasts
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Dubs we push the balrog and kraken toward friendship
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>>1042477 The outcome of the battle is changing every second, so it's impossible to tell what'll happen next.
>>1042492 Both.
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Spaghetti Niggers +13 !PGTnzju4XU ID:ocyGSxKL Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:27:54 No. 1042524 Report Quoted By:
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Fuck a cocoanut
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>>1042415 Balrog turns into a giant qt3.14 waifu and kills the kraken
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start adding battlements on the cliffs for cannons and soldiers
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ANAL SEX
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>>1042508 While we wait for OP to get to
>>1042477 , there should be a big difference between if the balrog is on the shoreline or if it's been pulled into the sea.
Outside of its element a balrog is strong but not kraken strong - if it's in the sea we probably need to pitch in and attack the kraken too.
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Spaghetti Niggers +18 !PGTnzju4XU ID:ocyGSxKL Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:31:00 No. 1042574 Report >>1042563 Rolling to attack the kraken
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>>1042563 Scrying didn't do us any good, time to attack really. We should probably hit by sea, and land just to be safe, Pirate dudes already at sea though.
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>>1042486 Suddenly a cachalot comes and kill the kraken
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>>1042577 Can this count towards
>>1042508 ?
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>>1042522 >>1042555 >>1042477 one of these guys is the Avatar
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>>1042523 Both, as in the balrog's been dunked and it's fire's out?
In which case rolling for attacking the kraken with ships and any other available forces.
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Spaghetti Niggers +18 !PGTnzju4XU ID:ocyGSxKL Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:32:23 No. 1042602 Report Quoted By:
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>>1042588 No but those dubs can.
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>>1042574 nigger what are you exactly doing ?
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>>1042522 Considering The Kraken is currently trying to strangle the Balrog, I'd say friendship is impossible at this point.
>>1042555 Also, we have a gay sex break where everyone gets aids. Nothing a little magic can't cure, I'm sure.
>>1042577 We decide to divide our forces into land and sea based armies.
>>1042588 Dubs says yes.
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I use my magic powers to cast a spell on the kraken, brainwashing it and making it loyal to us.
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rolling for me to be petting my cat
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Spaghetti Niggers +18 !PGTnzju4XU ID:ocyGSxKL Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:36:00 No. 1042653 Report >>1042627 Attack The Kraken Creating an opportunity for the land army to strike
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>>1042555 use the catapult to launch anon into the battle with an enchanted weapon.
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>>1042627 Attack the enemy with both forces. If trips, Ba'al blesses the campaign against both beasts.
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>>1042627 monster spits lava into the kraken, forcing him to let go of his neck
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Spaghetti Niggers +18 !PGTnzju4XU ID:ocyGSxKL Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:37:10 No. 1042667 Report Quoted By:
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Morgoth comes, picks up the kraken and the balrog, shits in the volcano, and leaves with those combatants.
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Spaghetti Niggers +18 !PGTnzju4XU ID:ocyGSxKL Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:37:56 No. 1042679 Report Quoted By:
>>1042670 Attack The Kraken and get it's attention
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>>1042666 Holy shit, I've never gotten trips in my life, now three in one quest thread
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>>1042627 Balrog turns into a qt waifu and kills the kraken epicly
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>>1042415 BALROG HAS ANAL SEX WITH KRAKEN AND THEY BOTH DIE FROM AIDS
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Spaghetti Niggers +18 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +18 !PGTnzju4XU ID:ocyGSxKL Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:39:13 No. 1042702 Report >>1042688 Balrog becomes gay
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>>1042666 I do believe we're winning.
Rolling to blast kraken in its maw with Ba'al-backed fire magic.
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Spaghetti Niggers +18 !PGTnzju4XU ID:ocyGSxKL Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:40:17 No. 1042725 Report Quoted By:
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Another kraken comes up and attacks volcano monster
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Hurl HIV-infected semen at the kraken with the catapult
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>>1042588 Vikings are mobilizing, but they have to cross through the maelstrom to reach the battle. I was going to make you roll for their survival, but considering
>>1042666 I say they make it through. With the blessing of Baal, we deal heavy damage to both beasts, and they're still too focused on one another to give a shit.
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During the two pronged attack, use the mightiest of my magics to attack the Kraken. If trips, rain meteors on both monsters
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>>1042759 rolling for this
Spaghetti Niggers +18 !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +18 !PGTnzju4XU ID:ocyGSxKL Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:43:30 No. 1042778 Report If Triples the Kraken kills the balrog
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Spaghetti Niggers +18 !PGTnzju4XU ID:ocyGSxKL Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:44:23 No. 1042788 Report >>1042778 If Dubs the balrog kills the kraken
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>>1042759 ROLLING FOR MORE DEGENERATE ANAL SEX
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Fire Ba'al backed fire magic at the Krakens major tentacles.
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>>1042788 WELL DONE
NOW WE HAVE ANAL SEX WITH BALROG
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>>1042773 kraken retreats tactically from the monster, goes to viking army and destroys them at sea
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Have all ships suicide bomb into the kraken with all explosives.
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OP is that grey mass in the east a mountain?
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Sacrafice vikings at the volcano, then attack the Kraken with magic
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Have a sandwich.
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Rerolling to pet my cat
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If the kracken is dead, Balrog is now the avatar of Baal, rolling for him not being happy with /bant/ because anal sex
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Force-feed our viking slaves potions to make them stronger, and send them into a berserk suicide attack against the monsters
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Collaborate with any mages left standing to drop a meteor on the epicentre of the battle between kraken & balrog.
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>>1042788 The Balrog is strangled to death by The Kraken. With the Balrog dead however, The Kraken turns it's attention on the ships.
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BombRD MONSTERS WITH CANNON
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ReReRolling to pet my cat if trips he kills all monsters
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>>1042931 Start resurrecting any fallen warriors as undead to go into the briney deep and chop what parts of kraken they can reach.
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>>1042955 dubs we take out an eye
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>>1042931 kraken drowns the ship
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>>1042976 dubs we lose the viking ship, trips we lose the warship
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Launch more explosives at the Kraken
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Finish the kraken with magic if trips
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Drop meteor on Kraken. 5kT impact energy.
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>>1042933 The juiced up vikings beat the shit out of The Kraken. It takes heavy damage, but a lot of our viking slaves are dead.
>>1042955 The skeletal ship unloads it's bone cannons at The Kraken, killing it instantly.
>>1042966 With The Kraken dead, you've resurrected a small army of undead viking slaves. Sweet.
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>>1042999 AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Between the suicide Zerg rush, cannon bombardment, and meteor I'm sure the Kraken's dead
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>>1043009 another kraken rises and drowns the viking ship
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>>1043009 the nuclear wasteland becomes habitable as lush jungle
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>>1043009 So, the most important question now is who gets the status of Ba'als Avatar, and (if anything other then muh shitposting rights) what it entails
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>>1043009 Oh dear I seem to have dropped the equivalent of a small nuke on something that was already dead. Sorry anybody who got caught in that.
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>>1043060 It was nice trips, sorry for stealing your kill there with some lame cannon shot
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>>1042999 And to add insult to injury, you smash the corpse with a meteor.
>>1043054 This
>>1042955 guy.
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Spaghetti Niggers +25 !PGTnzju4XU ID:ocyGSxKL Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:06:18 No. 1043076 Report Quoted By:
Rolling to start building Settlements on the wasteland
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>>1043074 Hey, whatever works Avatar.
So, do we do anything with this cleansed land or not so much?
Rolling to bring out the dancing girls.
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Send undead army to the mountain in the east
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Last try. rolling for me to pet my cat
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Roll to fill the wasteland with monsters, displeased at how pitiful my temple is.
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>>1043106 reroll, trips spaghetti nigger joins them
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Spaghetti Niggers +25 Alliance (ButtBrotherHood) NAP (Roach) !PGTnzju4XU ID:ocyGSxKL Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:09:37 No. 1043120 Report >>1043075 Use Magic to Repopulate wasteland
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Spaghetti Niggers +25 Alliance (ButtBrotherHood) NAP (Roach) !PGTnzju4XU
Spaghetti Niggers +25 Alliance (ButtBrotherHood) NAP (Roach) !PGTnzju4XU ID:ocyGSxKL Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:12:48 No. 1043173 Report Quoted By:
Rolling to rebuild the wasteland with magic
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>>1043113 roll, displeased with lame temple and anal sex
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>>1042955 So, with The Kraken defeated, you become the avatar for Baal. This comes with some benefits. Instead of rolling dubs, you have to roll a six. You can't reroll for yourself, but others can reroll for you twice now. You're also capable of making SOME things that would regularly be considered trips possible with regular rolls. Baal leaves your body if (a.) the temple gets destroyed, (b.) you die, or (c.) You roll a 66
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>>1043178 Build fortifications around my temple.
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>>1042415 We all convert to Calvinism
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>>1043222 Those must be some sweet defences, nice trips Aussie
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Take small ship filled with settlers to build another fishing settlement in southwest tip of the eastern island, trips the ships crashlands and we're stranded
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>>1043252 Give this dude syphillis, Chlamidia, ghonnorea, herpes, and aids for trying to undermine my religion.
Op
>>1043184 Actually wait, I think I'm going to wrap this up.
With The Kraken defeated, we've brought peace to /bant/land. With
>>1043195 being the avatar to demon lord Baal, it only seemed natural to make him the chief of the village. As the chief, you decide /bant/land needs a flag. What is it?
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The real last try to pet my cat
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>>1043277 Kek.
Thy will be done.
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>>1043279 Also, good threads OP. Been a while since I've seen a fun quest thread, where the OP didn't just ignore a bunch of gets for no reason. Hope to see you around again
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>>1043311 Frustrated at your catposting, I take a spear and skewer it, then eat it or dinner.
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>>1043279 Cool, good thread. If you ever feel like DMing again the board should be up for it.
Good playing with you other guize. Avatar, Spaghetti Niggers. Next time.
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>>1043361 Next Time Bro
Also OP Post your discord so we can make more threads like this one
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>>1043361 Nice playing with you too aussie, Spaghettibro, and nameless others.
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We have feast in honor of victory and Baal, dubs Baal is pleased, trips Baal gets drunk and kills everyone
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>>1043393 Post your discord OP
Good Bread
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Macaco Federation !xnQ/3s6WOE ID:ocyGSxKL Thu 15 Jun 2017 06:50:24 No. 1044701 Report Quoted By:
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