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Anonymous ID:fynxJtHN Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:38:28 No.1042691 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1042724 >>1042731 >>1043003 >>1043029 >>1043071 >>1043111 >>1043129 >>1043187 >>1043545 >>1045444 >>1045464 >>1047118 >>1047136

this huge motherfucker blocks your path and tells you to blow it out your ass.
WYD?

asspain

asspain ID:3K8XLREP Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:40:17 No.1042724 Report

Quoted By: >>1042746

>>1042691
I blow it out my ass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2Okb0rHi Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:40:35 No.1042731 Report

Quoted By: >>1042746

>>1042691

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fynxJtHN Thu 15 Jun 2017 03:41:40 No.1042746 Report

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>>1042724
as you are american you don't have to
he lets you pass
>>1042731
he senses you are the one australian that doesn't need to blow it out his ass. he lets you pass

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:S/28+2Av Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:01:13 No.1043003 Report

Quoted By: >>1043034

>>1042691
I tell the Eurofag behind me to blow it out of his ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3m2b5Fab Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:02:25 No.1043020 Report

Quoted By: >>1043034

I blow it out his ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:13hECkyg Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:03:04 No.1043029 Report

Quoted By:

>>1042691
tell him to suck it down

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fynxJtHN Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:03:41 No.1043034 Report

Quoted By: >>1043078

>>1043020
oi is that a gun?
>>1043003
he lets you pass and gives you a burger

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2oiLNam5 Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:04:44 No.1043058 Report

Quoted By: >>1043144

"GOD BLESS AMERICA MY FRIEND."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NUvlaIJ6 Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:05:43 No.1043071 Report

Quoted By: >>1043144

>>1042691
360 and walk away

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3m2b5Fab Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:06:23 No.1043078 Report

Quoted By: >>1043144

>>1043034
n-no, it's just a toy officer, I bought it for my nephew

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WyTe488P Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:08:47 No.1043111 Report

Quoted By: >>1043167

>>1042691
Blow it out my ass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DJ96dB50 Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:10:03 No.1043129 Report

Quoted By: >>1043167

>>1042691
I'm gonna nuke it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fynxJtHN Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:10:46 No.1043144 Report

Quoted By:

>>1043071
he laughs at your silly exit
>>1043058
he lets you pass with a thumbs up
>>1043078
he lets you pass but he gives you a stern finger wagging and warning

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fynxJtHN Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:12:26 No.1043167 Report

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>>1043111
he is disgusted by your sharting and takes your burger and gun away
>>1043129
he is proud of your plan of nuking Yuropoor and lets you pass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4lismurh Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:14:04 No.1043187 Report

Quoted By: >>1043217

>>1042691
I give him a 20% tip and applaud raucously, spattering ketchup everywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fynxJtHN Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:16:58 No.1043217 Report

Quoted By: >>1043417

>>1043187
he instantly knows you are american and claps. He wisely holsters his gun before he shoots you. He doesn't want you to get shot and then pay dr. sheklestein 9999999999999 freedom bucks after all

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4lismurh Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:30:37 No.1043417 Report

Quoted By: >>1043471

>>1043217
"You FOOL!" I cackle jewishly.
"I AM DR. SHECKELSTEIN GET THE SPELLING RIGHT NEXT TIME"
>whips out poisoned jewcock
"Suck on the cock of the free-market healthcare system and I'll cancel your next prostate exam! PERMANENTLY! MUWAHAHAHA"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fynxJtHN Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:34:16 No.1043471 Report

Quoted By: >>1043499

>>1043417
he shoots you and celebrates with a victory burger thinking (perhaps naively) the threat is vanquished

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4lismurh Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:37:08 No.1043499 Report

Quoted By: >>1043542

>>1043471
The killswitch I installed in my own heart is activated.

But I'm dead so that makes describing the absolute horror and devastation the killswitch unleashes difficult, due to death-related complications.

Unfortunately, death is a pre-existing condition, so I can't really do anything to help myself at this point

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fynxJtHN Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:41:26 No.1043542 Report

Quoted By:

>>1043499
why would you do this to me greatest ally!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KNGFvxz/ Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:41:30 No.1043545 Report

Quoted By: >>1043564

>>1042691
I blow it out my ass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fynxJtHN Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:42:48 No.1043564 Report

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>>1043545
he thanks you for complying and offers you a drink

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xc77kzUW Thu 15 Jun 2017 04:52:18 No.1043677 Report

Quoted By: >>1043782

"im here to chew gum and let people pass, and im all out of gum"
>he lets you pass

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fynxJtHN Thu 15 Jun 2017 05:03:17 No.1043782 Report

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>>1043677
with those dubs and flag you are of course let through

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gdop/KlI Thu 15 Jun 2017 06:25:43 No.1044473 Report

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Got American pass, dubs i get a shrink ray and shoot the leaf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SGdSFYdb Thu 15 Jun 2017 08:31:49 No.1045444 Report

Quoted By:

>>1042691
Nothing. The Emu overlords will destroy his boipussi and turn him into a sub servant cock sleeve.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1cI1d54R Thu 15 Jun 2017 08:34:24 No.1045464 Report

Quoted By:

>>1042691
I show him my get

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BfdAdwjS Thu 15 Jun 2017 14:02:51 No.1047118 Report

Quoted By:

>>1042691
I tell him where those alien bastards who stole his ride went

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h898I+UI Thu 15 Jun 2017 14:05:00 No.1047136 Report

Quoted By:

>>1042691
I show him my gun collection, then proceed to blow it out my ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0OlhLl2q Thu 15 Jun 2017 14:54:38 No.1047410 Report

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I walk past, as it would take him 10 years to do anything and even then it would be a feeble attempt

Fuck you gearbox eat shit

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