I can't live in the present because it is scientifically proven my brain can no longer process fun things and if it can it becomes mostly unworth it compared to when I was younger and not needing it to be forced (and therefore not hypocritical).

And I can't live in the past because it took me half an hour to find this silly video from 2004 which will probably be lost in time like dew in grass being watered by a sprinkler system anyway.

https://web.archive.org/web/20121023004430/http://www.funnypart.com/funny/supermario-bros-super-show.shtml

But hey, feel free to kick me when I'm down.

Just don't call it bullying when I drag you down into MY abysmal level, nor pretend like you only "thought" you knew what you were getting yourself into (especially if it's from ALL those times you told me to kill myself and whatnot).