>>110869I might be there at the end of the year, Caxias do Sul, near POA.
I have Potassium cyanide, which will cut the oxygenation of your cells and you'll pass out and die with no pain. I'm no chemist but I'm pretty sure it won't taint the meat.
I also have helium and carbon monoxide tanks but I don't really wanna travel with that shit. A car would suffice for carbon monoxide, though it's not as pleasant and calm as you'll be conscious for longer and the inside of the car will get quite hot, but it works.
Or I can just snap your spinal vertebrae and all input to the brain will be cut and I promise you won't feel anything.
In the meanwhile you could do me a favor and not work out at all, especially the legs. Try walking the least possible.
Thanks.