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Forces of evil have caused the council of the Midwest to permanently expell the state of Minnesota from the Midwest, and our sub coalition, the Great Lakes States. From now on you animals will be relegated to "Great Plaines State" status until further notice. All contact between Minnesomolians and true sons of the Midwest is hereby forbidden. We will also be taking this time to reconsider the membership of the state of Missouri, who has been using its proximity to Illinois and Iowa for years as reasons for being a part of the Midwest, when everyone knows they're not.
