has r/banter ever had an annoying fly fly around your room like buzzbuzzing around and you can't swat it so instead you take off all of your clothes and strip naked and you like being naked feeling naked is good and you get down on the floor and do some yoga gymnastic poses so your bum is up in the air and use your incredibly strong very strong like chuck norris strong sphincter muscles to open your bumhole and let out your smelly bum stench in the entire room like those tropical flowers that attract bugs with smell so the bug lands on your bum and is like "hi bumhole you smell good" and your bumhole is like "hey fly get in here" so the fly begins to crawl into your bumbum hole but as its crossing onto your sphincter you use your excellent sphincter control to clamp down and crush the fly before it can enter the inside of your butt ??