There are times - fleeting moments of weakness during which one forgets about the day when mootikins blessed us with the hide function - when we lay down and ponder, ask ourselves questions of an intricately complex nature such as "Why are there certain threads?", "What greater purpose do they serve?" or just the simple, yet simultaneously multifaceted "Why?" While the specificities regarding the nature of these threads and the identity of their creators have been deliberately left out, the fact remains: the true motives behind their existence will forever be shrouded in mystery.