>>1047504>>1047722A Jew invites a friend over to his apartment the first time, the friend asks how to get there. The Jew goes "You have to hit the button on the gate with your elbow so I can unlock the door for you, then you use your elbow to walk through the second set of doors, then hit the elevator button with your elbow, get in and hit floor 5 with you elbow, you take a left and go down the hall and my apartment will be number 14. Knock a few times with your elbow"
The man goes, "Why do I have to do all of this with my elbow?"
The Jew says "OY VEY ARE YOU COMING EMPTY HANDED?"
