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Any anons here come close to death before? What happened?
>working parking service at the airport
>car rental dickheads always drive like they are about to shit themselves
>they're everywhere at the airport
>im crossing a street next to the airport
>im the only person there and no other cars on the road
>car rental van comes speeding around the bend
>barrelling straight towards me
>im wearing a fucking hi-vis vest
>does this retard not see me
>right before he hits me i jump to the side and rotate in the air around the front of the van like a fucking anime character
>feel the wind from the car on my face
>driver slows down and looks out the window, i just walk away
>didn't hit me until later that night that i was seconds away from dying
>working parking service at the airport
>car rental dickheads always drive like they are about to shit themselves
>they're everywhere at the airport
>im crossing a street next to the airport
>im the only person there and no other cars on the road
>car rental van comes speeding around the bend
>barrelling straight towards me
>im wearing a fucking hi-vis vest
>does this retard not see me
>right before he hits me i jump to the side and rotate in the air around the front of the van like a fucking anime character
>feel the wind from the car on my face
>driver slows down and looks out the window, i just walk away
>didn't hit me until later that night that i was seconds away from dying
