>>1046886This, why would someone born with citizenship know about the immigration process to their own country?
I mean if you wanted to go down le-edgelord Machiavellian route you could like go as a tourist, make some dumb bimbo fall in love with you and marry her using some cock-and-bull story that you're the 14th Count of Castle Haikkenen to make her think she's marrying money. Then you can get your citizenship b/c of marriage, and dump her golddigging ass, and then she'll realize you're broke so it's not even worth suing you in the divorce settlement.
The greentext your highly unlikely story on here for your old Chanbuddies to laugh at because all women are whores or something, I dunno...