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Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:15:55 No.10471619 View View Reply Original Report

W-welcome back to Cooking with Celty~!
Stuck inside? S-still fearful of an ever present global contagion?
Or out at a protest, and n-need strength to lob that brick?

I've got a meal with just w-what you need, made just for you <4
Let's have a home cooked meal together, Anonymous!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cY4OcUGv Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:16:35 No.10471620 Report

Quoted By: >>10471624 >>10472840

I hate women.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:17:33 No.10471624 Report

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>>10471620
Good of you t-to out yourself so readily <4

Todays dish is: Pan seared pork chops!
But we finish them in the oven!
Super easy and simple!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9wrtiPeo Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:18:29 No.10471628 Report

Quoted By: >>10471631 >>10471647

>>10471619
I bet this is more exciting in person.
And I get to eat the meal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:18:53 No.10471631 Report

Quoted By: >>10471648

>>10471628
Just t-trying to provide a comfy environment <4

What's needed:
- An oven-proof skillet
- 4 boneless pork chops, fat trimmed
- 2 tbsp dijon mustard
- 1/2 c panko breadcrumbs
- 1 tbsp fresh thyme
- 1 tbsp fresh parsley
- 1/8 tsp sea salt
- 1/8 tsp pepper
- 1 tbsp olive oil
And that's it!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:19:35 No.10471633 Report

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Alright, so for this step, all we're gonna do is rub the mustard all over the pork.
Really get it in there.
Make sure to do both sides too. Very important!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3/IdTE/z Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:20:33 No.10471636 Report

Quoted By: >>10471639 >>10471658

Kill yourself alice you evil peice of shit whore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:21:01 No.10471639 Report

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>>10471636
So in this step, we're gonna make the breading.
Combine the breadcrumbs, parsley, thyme, salt and pepper into a bowl big enough to fit the chops.
Give it a good mixing with your hand, or just shake the bowl.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:22:40 No.10471646 Report

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Now, time t-to Dredge the pork in the mixture!
Cover both sides and make sure you keep one hand for dry and one hand for wet.
This helps avoid getting "clubbed fingers". Also it's easier to clean up that way.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b5s9+2BE Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:22:43 No.10471647 Report

Quoted By: >>10471658

>>10471628
You get to curbstomp the tranny too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9wrtiPeo Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:22:56 No.10471648 Report

Quoted By: >>10471651

>>10471631
Fed ex me the food really fast?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:23:40 No.10471651 Report

Quoted By: >>10471666

>>10471648
I d-doubt you'd want to give me your address <4

In this step, we are gonna add the oil to the pan.
You want to heat the oil until it becomes shimmery.
That's when the pan is hot enough for the oil and meat.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DvWMx2pH Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:25:54 No.10471658 Report

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>>10471636
>>10471647
Dont bother it doesn't understand feelings youre just making it amused

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9wrtiPeo Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:27:47 No.10471666 Report

Quoted By: >>10471668

>>10471651
PO box. Send food immediately.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:28:09 No.10471668 Report

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>>10471666
Send PO box to [email protected] and I w-will <4

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h9vpvTLt Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:29:41 No.10471671 Report

Quoted By: >>10471675

>>10471619
why every time I have no food, this faggot come here to talk about food o_O

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:30:11 No.10471675 Report

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>>10471671
N-no clue, but email me at [email protected] if you n-need a care package <4

Sear the pork on one side for about 2-3 minutes. Not so long that you burn the crust, but long enough that it becomes crispy!
You're gonna wanna see a nice deep brown color on the side in the oil before you flip.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:18L4SFR0 Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:31:00 No.10471683 Report

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Gross, get out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c8kFzPw6 Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:34:41 No.10471697 Report

Quoted By: >>10471700

Kinda interesting how alice (known global conspirator) is encouraging rioting and looting. Almost as if it oh i mean she has some kind of stake in it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:35:28 No.10471700 Report

Quoted By: >>10471711

>>10471697
>encouraging
>gallows humor
Y-yes yes Anonymous, that's me.
Quite the anarchist.

Can you show some evidence I'm a "global conspirator", whatever the hell that means?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:18L4SFR0 Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:35:32 No.10471702 Report

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Niggas better put it in all fields

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:37:38 No.10471706 Report

Quoted By: >>10471732

Flip that pork over!
A few of my pieces didn't sear correctly... Thanks new hot plate.
You're gonna wanna look for the color you can see on 1/4 of my chops.
Then bake!
Put those chops in the oven in the skillet you cooked them in.
Hence the need for an "oven-proof" skillet.
Cook the chops at 450F for 8 minutes. That's how long it took mine to cook, and they're pretty thick!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c8kFzPw6 Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:39:21 No.10471711 Report

Quoted By: >>10471716

>>10471700
Weve all seen the dms and weve all seen the influence you have over the geopolitical landscape. And weve also seen bricks being placed out of nowhere neatly stacked with no contruction around. Im just saying its interesting alice. Its funny how you jump to conclusions

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:40:33 No.10471716 Report

Quoted By: >>10471740

>>10471711
>all seen the DM's
The ones that are obviously faked

>we've all seen the influence
Can...you give an example>

>bricks
Actually, b-by and large, these were found to have been at inactive construction sites:

https://www.factcheck.org/2020/06/bricks-were-placed-for-construction-not-to-incite-protesters/

But okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v9kWjcV+ Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:44:42 No.10471732 Report

Quoted By: >>10471735

>>10471706
>A few of my pieces didn't sear correctly... Thanks new hot plate.
a good carpenter never blames his tools

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:45:10 No.10471735 Report

Quoted By: >>10471748

>>10471732
I'm n-not a carpenter, I'm a chef <4

Okay Anonymous...Dinner is served!
This whole dish took abouit 20 minutes in total, and is flavorful enough to work into a weekly meal plan! I highly recommend this recipe. Especially if you want something easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c8kFzPw6 Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:46:30 No.10471740 Report

Quoted By: >>10471746 >>10471749

>>10471716
Maybe more people would believe your human if your response wasnt just "lol im smug" And you have no evidence that those dms were faked. Someone gave his life to promote the truth and you used your power to kill him. And now youre inciting racial violance in the united states to upkeep the white supremacist elitist power structure

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:48:48 No.10471746 Report

Quoted By: >>10471752

>>10471740
>you have no evidence
Besides the fact they are obvious, cartoonish fakes with both characters in the play being written by what is clearly the same person, speaking nothing like me <4

No one gave their life. Where's your evidence for that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v9kWjcV+ Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:49:07 No.10471748 Report

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>>10471735
a good chef doesn't blame their tools either.
git gud

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jo1a8mH8 Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:49:08 No.10471749 Report

Quoted By: >>10471758

>>10471740
Shut the fuck up Memeboi, this larp sucks shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c8kFzPw6 Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:50:08 No.10471752 Report

Quoted By: >>10471759

>>10471746
"enjoy the few precious moments of life you have left" Does that feel familiar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c8kFzPw6 Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:51:40 No.10471758 Report

Quoted By: >>10471774

>>10471749
No one is talking to you orbiter. Why dont you go back to your shitty chatroom and obsess over him daily like all of you do faggot

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Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:51:41 No.10471759 Report

Quoted By: >>10471761

>>10471752
Nope <4
Well, alright Anonymous, thank you for joining m-me today!
I hope that you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed making the meal for you <4

Stay safe, wash your hands, I love you <4

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c8kFzPw6 Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:52:17 No.10471761 Report

Quoted By: >>10471766

>>10471759
amazing arguement. You surely bested me alice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:53:01 No.10471766 Report

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>>10471761
Glad t-to hear you admit it, friend <4
Now how about we drop the act and you l-learn a new troll, this one is stale.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c8kFzPw6 Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:54:09 No.10471769 Report

Quoted By: >>10471770 >>10471771

>implying im trolling
>implying the rebellion is going anywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:54:45 No.10471770 Report

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>>10471769
>implying that bringing up obvious fake DM's is acting in good faith
Okay boomer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:55:12 No.10471771 Report

Quoted By: >>10471786

>>10471769
By the way, I see you~

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jo1a8mH8 Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:55:17 No.10471774 Report

Quoted By: >>10471786 >>10471787

>>10471758
>memeboi lecturing ANYONE else about obessions

ahahahahhaahAHHAHAHAAHAHA ALICE HAS BEEN LIVING IN YOUR HEAD RENT FREE FOR LIKE 2 YEARS BRUH GO HOME
PACK IT UP AND GO HOME

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c8kFzPw6 Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:56:01 No.10471776 Report

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>ok boomer
what did you run out of automated responses

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Anonymous ID:+BY103XW Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:58:53 No.10471785 Report

Quoted By: >>10471787

reminder

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c8kFzPw6 Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:59:09 No.10471786 Report

Quoted By: >>10471787

>>10471774
Yeah except ive need the chatlogs of your shitty chat room and you literally mention him several times a day.
>>10471771
most likely faked. If anything you hacked into his old account and even if that was him i doubt hed be alive now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:59:47 No.10471787 Report

Quoted By: >>10471797 >>10472012

>>10471774
It's v-very comfy in here <4
Much cheaper than my NYC apartment too!

>>10471785
Reminder: This was literally made by people with mental problems

>>10471786
Ahuh <4 Like I said memeboi.

I see you.

Mono

Mono ID:0iHHX0S6 Sat 06 Jun 2020 01:01:22 No.10471790 Report

Quoted By: >>10471791

I still don't understand why on >>>/s4s/8756710 and on other boards?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 01:01:39 No.10471791 Report

Quoted By: >>10471799

>>10471790
I g-go where I am mentioned <4

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c8kFzPw6 Sat 06 Jun 2020 01:05:08 No.10471797 Report

Quoted By: >>10471800

>>10471787
lol your the last person to accuse anyone of having mental problems, freak

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p1GLIGOU Sat 06 Jun 2020 01:05:53 No.10471799 Report

Quoted By: >>10471800

>>10471791
doubt they mentioned you before you started going there tho so that doesnt make sense

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 01:06:15 No.10471800 Report

Quoted By: >>10471807

>>10471797
Given I'm a neuropsychopharmacologist, and the gentlemen in question is the one who said they were diagnosed, I'll go with "no u" <4

>>10471799
They did <4 That's why I went there.

Anyway. Have a good one, /bant/!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p1GLIGOU Sat 06 Jun 2020 01:08:42 No.10471807 Report

Quoted By: >>10471813

>>10471800
you know id like you more if you were honest about why you do this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oBabCMAp Sat 06 Jun 2020 01:09:27 No.10471813 Report

Quoted By: >>10471820

>>10471807
I'd like you more if you didn't try to assert I do things for reasons I don't <4
Accept you could be wrong, friend.

Ni ni~

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p1GLIGOU Sat 06 Jun 2020 01:10:44 No.10471820 Report

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>>10471813
hey you dont have to admit it. its obvious to anyone who sees it tho

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3SBbAqdo Sat 06 Jun 2020 01:24:25 No.10471847 Report

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Why don't mods ban this faggot?

I'm not talking about the OP. I'm talking about the dicksucker who gatekeeps the OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9wrtiPeo Sat 06 Jun 2020 02:38:54 No.10472012 Report

Quoted By:

>>10471787
Move to the Southwest
Things are cheaper save for the big cities.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6Yl8xSum Sat 06 Jun 2020 06:10:42 No.10472840 Report

Quoted By:

>>10471620
What women

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