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>be me >scrawny timid manlet wth no friends >have 2 sisters >Sisters are champion kickboxers and martial arts experts, very strong, fast, slim, sexy, and can take down most guys their age at physical combat, so most guys in college fear them, sisters don't give a fuck, super confident and alpha. >always saved from bullies and beating in school by sisters >Older sister (OS) is an internationally known kickboxer (muay thai), runs and controls my dad's gym. She has UFC goals now. >Younger sis (YS) is former gymnast and 2nd Dan karate black belt, national junior kickboxing champ. >YS and OS both practice in our home gym every evening religiously, in basement. >Their bodies are hot sweaty and sticky >Both shower together after practice, deposit their smelly shorts, panties, and bras into laundry bag before going inside. >i sneak in and grab them, then masturbate wearing them over my head in my room. >Younger sis caught me stealing her panties >I decide to grow some balls, say I love how sexy she looks, could I lick her pussy as I proceed to grab her titties >YS horrified, she kicks me in the head, whacks me a few time before slamming me against the wall. YS calls OS >Sisses get disgusted, both sis grill me and threaten me to tell whats going on >Reveal myself, confess my depravity, sob and cry about what a loser I am who cant get a gf, no one likes me or even talks to me. >Sisters pity me, promise to train me to become physically fit, promise to fix a few dates for me. YS lets me feel up her shorts, instructs me to where to slip my hand inside a girl when it's the right time. >We spend yesterdays night watching cartoons and cuddling Rate my life
Anonymous
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didn't even read, go fucking blogpost on /v/
Anonymous
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>>10484318 this is neither politics nor real
Anonymous
>>10484318 This can't be real
Anonymous
>>10484320 hey it's real, I posted my story on /b/ earlier in an incest stories thread, got bored so also posted here since I love you /pol/acks too
Anonymous
>>10484321 >>10484322 read my other comment. it's real.
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I highly, and seriously suggest you take LSD as soon as you can. Nothing else will break the "im a loser wahh" conditioning your poor leaf brain has. In a single night you can be reborn into a person with confidence and social understanding.
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fuck is wrong with you
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>>10484318 You have to go back
>>>/b/ Anonymous
Canadian women are freaks could be real
Anonymous
>>10484325 But anon, I'm gonna start training under my sisters from tonight. My sisters are top athletes. You're saying I shouldn't trust them, but trust a fat slob like you?
Anonymous
>>10484318 >be me >see obvious Jewish posting >bait butt image >incest fantasies >disregard post r8 his b8
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>>10484324 I freal, then try to get your life in order and get fit.
Anonymous
OP called his own sisters sexy lmfao
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quentin inventino
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>>10484328 We're Persian not Canadian lol
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>>10484329 Feel them up as they wrestle you. Hopefully they bash your brains in but atleast you'll die smiling.
Anonymous
>>10484318 There's no way your parents can teach you to do that. Is this true?
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>>10484332 but they are. it's all good now, read my full post
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>>10484318 Pics of sisters nude or gtfo. Setup a spycam in the shower you fucking nerd.
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>>10484318 >no fucking way in hell >oh wait it's a leaf ok might be true, leaf women are peak depravity, they're like über "vegan slut karen"
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>>10484318 >a fucking leaf Checks out
Anonymous
>>10484325 yo, can u please tell me more? like how does this affect the brain?
Anonymous
>>10484318 Was she hairy when you went up her shorts?
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>>10484318 how did you become a sissy if your dad has a gym and you have an older sister who's skilled?
Jeez
I'm 1-0 in pro MMA, introduce me to your naughty sisters
just kidding, female athletes are disgusting, all of them have big clits, loose pussies and are terrible in bed (unless you like manly attitude)
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>>10484325 i'm deeply interested
is this like a those "chlorine gas" scam to fuck my mind up
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>>10484336 Whaaat??? Dint get u
My moms gone, my dads semi-retired and perpetually drunk.
My older sis runs everything
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>>10484318 fake and gay but i got a boner
Anonymous
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>>10484318 That's a long gay sounding story that I'm not gonna read and you're c*nadian so it's probably gay anway.
Anonymous
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Go to /b/ you lying faggot leaf
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>>10484318 you need to kill yourself OP
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>>10484343 no idk, when i had just begun to feel some fluid, she said that's enough and removed my hand.
shes only 17 man shes my sis have some respect.
Anonymous
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imagine thinking people read that shit...
Anonymous
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>>10484320 This
Don't forget to season the thread appropriately.
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>>10484318 >leaf Where's the part where your dog comes in and fucks you?
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if this is true, you are worthy of nothing but suicide
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>>10484339 older sis is tad bit famous so no
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>>10484325 God I hate stupid fucks like you. LSD is NOT for everyone and just blanket recommendations of it is going to get someone hurt. I'd punch your daughter in the mouth.
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>>10484334 Get out while you can lol
A pol larper will show up and call you a sandnigger
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>>10484323 You didn't even fuck either of them, or get a handjob/blowjob, and you are already posting incest story.
Sage
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>>10484318 Day of the Rake can't come fast enough.
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>>10484318 >I'll take things that never happened for $500 Anonymous
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>>10484318 Ok that's cool and all but what does this have to do with politics?
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>>10484345 >>10484345 huebro, my older sis is a big name already, she's def more skilled than you are easily, else you wouldn't be larping as a loser on 4chan trying to prove u arent afraid of a girl, i would give her insta but it would reveal too much info about us easily
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>>10484318 Leafs are so disgusting
Anonymous
>>10484363 well we do look like italians irl
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>>10484368 post pics not the insta you cuck, or text messages/record when you talk about this
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any man can beat up any woman, dummies
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>>10484334 Of course you are, most leaf posters are degenerate shitskins, it's amazing how they showcase that with not more than a sentence.
You'll notice when they're white, since they can make at least one post that doesn't make ones guts recoil in repugnance
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>>10484371 So do i, but im cuban.
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>>10484377 hmmm not really but I'm a semi-pro and wouldn't lose to any cunt that is not in the UFC higher weight categories
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Alright Alex I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $500
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Ah yes, just like my asian cartoons
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>>10484318 0/10
Fucking loser posting his fanfiction. Because he is scared of approaching women he compensates it through lusting for his sisters.
Anonymous
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Jewish degeneration.. OP, instead of posting here, buy a rope and find a tree. Be an useful part of the society.
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>>10484318 a leaf everybody.
make it believable next time.
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>>10484318 Shit is creepy man, you and your sisters are fucked in the head.
Somewhat impressed you pulled it off though (if true, probably not).
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>>10484318 I'm late 50s and will beat BOTH your sisters so badly they'll cry for months.
Go put this shit on cuckdit
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>>10484342 one of my friends took shrooms and he's still an incel so...
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>>10484393 I've never done martial arts, some boxing, and I feel like I'd kick her ass bloody without breaking a sweat, why is that?
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>>10484318 Post body pictures, removing the exfil data.
You prove your story correct, I get fap material. Win win win.
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I'll say a solid 6/10 You didn't get the Pornhub premium ending, but you didn't end up so bad, anon
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>>10484318 Yep that's Canadian
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>>10484318 >>10484323 my god she can come shit at my house anytime
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>>10484392 not at all what i was asking about, but thanks :D
i feel like you need to have the right mindset, to be in the right mood even, for LSD to be effective in changing your mindset. that why im asking :)
Anonymous
i learned karate years ago and not gonna lie, it helped me win fights against bullies and stuff. but some of these fights didn't go so.. well. after many fights with IRL people i realized martial arts is mostly LARP. iv seen lots of cases where martial artists and ex-military get smacked in bars or in the street. luckily i woke up and decided to get a good EDC, now im carrying all kinds of shit
Anonymous
>>10484394 Because with only some rare exceptions an average male of good health and build can beat the shit outta even a VERY tough woman
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>>10484323 Wrinkly elbows are gross n' yuck wouldnotbang/10
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>>10484318 incest porn the post
this is the most jewish thing ive ever read
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>>10484318 not even gonna bother reading this. sage
Anonymous
>Thread has been up one hour and 12 minutes Are the mods too busy beating off their one inch dicks to do their job?
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Is pics the older or younger sister post more pics of both
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>>10484318 i didnt click on /r9k/
Anonymous
>>10484406 This is probably the best thread on /pol/ right now, no jew/cia/Russian/Chinese disinfoshit.
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>>10484318 Astounding tale.
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>>10484361 >doesnt want people to get hurt >wants to punch your daughter in the mouth Anonymous
>>10484401 I guess it's the build then
As long as I can avoid kicks to the head I could pummel her
makes me think of this
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>>10484400 uhhh yeah no wonder mcdojo gook martial arts are trash
MMA is the closest to a real fight that you can practice. And MMA is mainly wrestling, BJJ, boxing and muay thai/kickboxing
besides that, the most powerful thing you can do is headbutt someone from standing or side control (pins)
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>>10484410 It's a blogpost about incest anon. At best it belongs on /r9k/
Anonymous
>>10484413 lol you can be rich and famous, Sven
what incel wouldn't love to beat women for a living?
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>>10484412 Sounds like BLM/antifa to me
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Tldr. Stop being a fag and grow some balks like your sister(s)
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>>10484318 Fuck off retard
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>>10484318 Ill take things that never happened for 400
Also dat ass is fake, impossible size for a white woman
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>>10484416 What if they made a trangender group in MMA?
What a shitshow that would been. FtMs dying regularly
Anonymous
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>>10484318 The common plight of the canadian man
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>>10484318 >ery strong, fast, slim, sexy, and can take down most guys their age at physical combat, Annnnnd fake
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Please hang yourself, you disgusting fantasizing animal
Anonymous
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>>10484318 holy shit -read the rest of this....
OP is a kike.
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>>10484318 Sounds like it's on the up. More than most people can say these days.
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>>10484423 average weight to white women in 2020
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>>10484318 nice larp faggot, kys
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>>10484392 Not everyone does the right amount/takes with them the lessons they learned from it into real life. It's not for everyone, which is why it's illegal.
Your sisters sound like anime fighting game characters.
Anonymous
>>10484318 please, just tell me these are not them and you are not the one lurking on the right
just please
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>>10484451 Bruh its him 100%. This fits the profile op described. What a fucking wierdo.
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Now Im horny, thanks op
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>>10484318 How does everyone in your family except you get into martial arts?