>>10501981Well.
1) I fucked up bad during a middle school play, halfway groping a classmate and stuttering like an autist during the line delivery (skipped like 3 or 4 chapters).
2) when I was a kid I ran around a beach screaming on top of my lungs “all hail the hairy nipple”
3) In the same middle school I used to naruto ran pretending to be a fighter jet wile I was larping like an autist with my friends.
4)During the first days of flight school I asked the only girl of the class if girls do tits rating contests like we do dick measuring contests... The realisation of what I’ve done donned on me the very same day.
The answer is yes btw they do
5)When I was a child I got caught playing with the dolls of our neighbour daughter, I can still feel the judging gaze of my father.
6)called a controller mom on live ATC during one of my flight lessons.
Bonus
1)In middle school I complimented a teacher on her ass thinking of it has being a polite thing to do.
2)during my first year of high school I said to the whole class that I hated them during a presentation... it didn’t end well for me, they took it personal and I didn’t redeem myself to their eyes until the third year.
Fortunately/unfortunately we where only dudes in the whole school, so I’ve been spared the teasing/girl bullying (I think it’s worse than the male one because they can toy with your hearth)
No wonder I got bullied in high school but still very much surprised that I passed the psychological screening to become a airline pilot.
Take my series of fuck ups as a sad but hopeful story I guess, if an idiot like me managed to do something with his life so can you.
