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>Be me
>Be 20something 5'6 Manlet who is also 200 flat so slightly overweight
>Had a gym membership, quit going back in febuary because of corona scare
>0 workout at home, mainly because boomer grandparents wont let me relax on days off and drive 40 mins to work every day
>see gyms are reopening, decide to go even though corona isnt fully away because gyms make you wipe down anything already anyways and they spaced machines
>hit the treadmill after work, not before taking a poo
>run 3 miles, god help me
>get out of gym afterwards, leg is in pain due to not stretching
>get home 40 mins later
>tummy has been yelling at me in Aramaic the entire time
>greet grandparents, naturally pissed because they didnt see my message i would be home late and i went to the gym even though muh corona
>tummy is still screaming
>bolt to the bathroom at the speed of sound
>tear off my pants and slam down on the toilet
>God Himself has punished me for my lack of excercise
>shit sprays out of my ass at mach 6 speed
>cry as my asshole vomits liquid shit
>its almost as if i was turned into some sort of washer machine stirring up my stomach as i ran, building up pressure like a shaken coke bottle
>cry as i try to wipe when pure air comes out
Don't Stop Running, shit sucks.
>Be 20something 5'6 Manlet who is also 200 flat so slightly overweight
>Had a gym membership, quit going back in febuary because of corona scare
>0 workout at home, mainly because boomer grandparents wont let me relax on days off and drive 40 mins to work every day
>see gyms are reopening, decide to go even though corona isnt fully away because gyms make you wipe down anything already anyways and they spaced machines
>hit the treadmill after work, not before taking a poo
>run 3 miles, god help me
>get out of gym afterwards, leg is in pain due to not stretching
>get home 40 mins later
>tummy has been yelling at me in Aramaic the entire time
>greet grandparents, naturally pissed because they didnt see my message i would be home late and i went to the gym even though muh corona
>tummy is still screaming
>bolt to the bathroom at the speed of sound
>tear off my pants and slam down on the toilet
>God Himself has punished me for my lack of excercise
>shit sprays out of my ass at mach 6 speed
>cry as my asshole vomits liquid shit
>its almost as if i was turned into some sort of washer machine stirring up my stomach as i ran, building up pressure like a shaken coke bottle
>cry as i try to wipe when pure air comes out
Don't Stop Running, shit sucks.
