>>1051814the tale of the haunted spaghetti sauce with meat.
once there was a spaghetti and it was cursed by a Italian witch mobster.
etta est un pastaroni maldita she yelled. this one italian boy was warned not to eat haunted spaghetti but he did not listen.
he then ate all the cursed spagola and then died. he haunts chef boyardee now forever. if you do not bless your pasta by the pope you will die a horrible death and marinate in your marinara sauce. or so the legend says.