I pray to you mod.
our mod
who art in /j/
false be thy pay,
thy pass be bought
thy bans be done
in 4chan
as it is in /j/
give us this day
our daily sticky
and forgive us our posting
as we forgive those who post against us
and lead us not into reddit
but appeal us from bans
in the name of hiro, the mod, and the holy janitor
amen