>Playing Shovel Knight
>(Mario Castlevania, for the uninitiated)
>Getting completely bodied by these cute little propeller dudes in the Airship Stage
>Start getting frustrated
>even though it's totally my own fault that I decided I was better than the guys who bought the armour that is obviously for this stage
>Steamed enough to power a sauna with my own buttanguish
>Start cursing at these cute little pixelly bois for shoving me a foot backwards to an instant "pitfall" death
>Over
>And over
And over
>And over
>Scal snorts to silence a really loud laugh
>Pants become purple
>Shirt tears apart
>Start turning green
>Then she suggests this small, dumb thing that would totally never work
>I allow Scal to try
>She breezes through it (no pun intended)
>"I'mma grab some shut-eye, oust me if you need to put a shirt on or some other difficult venture."
