>Be me
>Spend over $100 driving to Seattle and motel room in an attempt to get his wannabe girlfriend/ hooker back.
>Buy materials to make and post sign
>Make sign, post sign
>Leave sign posted on corner by ghetto park
>Goto check email at end of day to see if she responds
>Can't get into email created specifically for sign
>Try every password
>Can't log in
>Finally realize you have massive aspergers and retardation and wrote down wrong email on the sign by 1 letter
>Even if she does respond, it's to somebody else because you're a fucking retard who wrote down the wrong email
>You're such a fuck up you can't even simp for a hooker properly
>Wake up, hate self and life
