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Anonymous ID:dv+xdLOi Fri 16 Jun 2017 05:11:10 No.1057225 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1057287 >>1057875 >>1057918 >>1058903 >>1059436

>be in exam, 10 minutes to go
>guy in front of me has a nose bleed
>reaches into his nose pulls out a piece of paper covered in boogers, blood, and scribbles
>invigilator walks over to him, takes up his paper and says he is disqualified
>guy yells "Fuck!" as he leaves the room

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:bxZ2WviS Fri 16 Jun 2017 05:12:07 No.1057232 Report

Quoted By: >>1057269

only tards need to cheat on exams

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dv+xdLOi Fri 16 Jun 2017 05:15:46 No.1057269 Report

Quoted By: >>1058579

>>1057232
that's the point of this thread, to have a giggle after our exams

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xMDYx8oe Fri 16 Jun 2017 05:17:24 No.1057287 Report

Quoted By: >>1059010

>>1057225
>etch brail into the side of my pencil to remember math

>use a medium sized eraser with light printing on one side of a piece of tape stuck to it

>use a Kleenex to fake sneeze while glimpsed a note within

>brail using scabs on my head and "scratching" to read

> shaving parts of my arm to help me remember things

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:44Fg8jtt Fri 16 Jun 2017 06:09:22 No.1057875 Report

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>>1057225

>steal answer key from filing cabinet
>buy pens with transparent case
>print the answer key in 4 pt font and stick it in the pen
>distribute pens to the whole class
>"wow everyone is going to ace this AP test!"

>write multiple conjugations for Fr*nch on a piece of paper in small writing
>tape to ankles and cross legs during test

Most obvious time
>complete a copy of an exam the night before the test
>swipe test onto floor while acting like I'm getting a pencil from my bag
>reach into bag and switch the tests
>10 minutes into a long calc test, can't wait an hour
>turn in the test 15 minutes in
>look at class with the most smug swag

Didn't cheat in college cuz I'm not a pussy, but I def got into one I didn't deserve

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:N5avCb4P Fri 16 Jun 2017 06:17:14 No.1057918 Report

Quoted By: >>1058145

>>1057225
>be in exam
>mind goes blank
>realize I will fail
>ears fill with rushing wind sound
>cold shiver from balls to neck
>can't remember my name
>eyes start to sweat
>someone behind me starts to NEEE like a banshee
>realize i'm in the back row
>realize its me
>wake up in infirmary
>every exam repeat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7wpyhgmQ Fri 16 Jun 2017 06:19:53 No.1057928 Report

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>calculator has a plastic cover
>glue a piece of paper with formulas onto it

woop de doo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dv+xdLOi Fri 16 Jun 2017 06:58:14 No.1058145 Report

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>>1057918
i got exam anxiety too, but i just study as much as i can and just pray to God

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u7sQ3Gc7 Fri 16 Jun 2017 07:41:08 No.1058296 Report

Quoted By: >>1058352

>fuck whore bareback
>get HPV
>sculpt penis warts into braille test answers
>exam begins
>whip out two inch cock
>fap like mad
>grows to two and a quarter inches
>get too excited to figure out braille
>jizz in professor's face
>falls in love with me
>sue university for sexual harassment
>billionaire
>fuck exams

!ARYAN63uyg

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!ARYAN63uyg ID:vKnXUIhb Fri 16 Jun 2017 07:50:27 No.1058337 Report

Quoted By: >>1058526

>exam imminant
>discuss with friends and each of us studies one chapter from the syllabus
>create and learn a cypher based on numbers
>one guy gets a calculator to exam
>the rest of us """"""forget"""""" and the teacher gives us permission to share
>form a complex information sharing network using just the calculator
>every single one of us gets 168/180
>teacher knows some niggardry is afoot, but doesn't know what
>same thing happens every month for the next two years.
>calculators are banned at some point, but we've invented other codes.
>Morse code pencil tapping, exchanging identical stationary with Braille on it, and even an entire invented language, complete with grammar and semantics, spoken only with coughs, grunts, sneezes, and yawns.
>mfw we do well every exam, every time with the more than dozen of us with the same score, and the teachers try everything but can't figure it out.
>mfw we couldn't got the same score with much less effort if we'd just fuckin studied for the exam

!ARYAN63uyg

!ARYAN63uyg ID:vKnXUIhb Fri 16 Jun 2017 07:54:54 No.1058352 Report

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>>1058296
but did you tip the whore and the professor?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jspJvdgR Fri 16 Jun 2017 08:08:58 No.1058396 Report

Quoted By: >>1058872

>CS Lab, circa 2004
>Class taught in Java which is the BIG THING at the time
>I've been fucking with C/C++ since I was a 13 y/o sperg in 1997
>Always manage to complete the program assignment in 5 minutes out of allotted 1.5 hours
>Professor suspects me of cheating, I'm not
>Start sending out my completed code to all other students on personal emails during lab after I leave
>Prof starts ramping up the difficulty of assignments when everyone can get it done in under 15 minutes
>Final exam
>Each of us gets a different assignment
>Fuck
>Send out mass email once I've finished mine
>Fortunately about half the class can actually code by now
>Finish the rest, auctioning off priority
>Complete final exam project in CS121 for 9 students including myself
>Made a couple hundred dollars
>Dropped out and joined the Army next year
>My only paid programming experience ever

!ARYAN63uyg

!ARYAN63uyg ID:8jUKsQ6+ Fri 16 Jun 2017 08:49:00 No.1058526 Report

Quoted By: >>1059866

>>1058337
fuck, i meant "could've" not "couldn't" in the last line. completely changed the inner connotation. never phonefagging again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RqGzzPi7 Fri 16 Jun 2017 08:58:28 No.1058579 Report

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>>1057269
>have a giggle

Jesus that sounds gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+BCELzEI Fri 16 Jun 2017 10:14:44 No.1058872 Report

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>>1058396
lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KAfEIrY2 Fri 16 Jun 2017 10:20:00 No.1058903 Report

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>>1057225
>Live in Melbourne
>Get carried all the way to the table because your fucking schools let you do prac exams and while your doing this call country kids povo on Facebook

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x29r7A2j Fri 16 Jun 2017 10:40:10 No.1059010 Report

Quoted By: >>1059353

>>1057287
Did you learn braille just so you didn't have to learn other things?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ugngL/Q3 Fri 16 Jun 2017 11:21:53 No.1059353 Report

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>>1059010
the amount of effort you have to put into learning Braille is far lesser than that you have to put into """""""""learning"""""""""" inorganic chemistry, for example.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CIcg/cQe Fri 16 Jun 2017 11:29:59 No.1059436 Report

Quoted By: >>1059656

>>1057225
I sat next to a girl who wrote stuff on her inner thigh and wore a short skirt. That was pretty clever tbqh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jspJvdgR Fri 16 Jun 2017 11:48:07 No.1059656 Report

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>>1059436
"Don't mind me, I'm not ogling your thighs. Just cheating on the test."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GZHkbJPe Fri 16 Jun 2017 12:09:03 No.1059866 Report

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>>1058526
The entire thing being an obvious lie that actually doesn't even make sense to anyone that has actually attended any level of schooling is what made your post retarded.
Nobody gave any fucks about a wrong word, but if they had, itd still be more fucks than they gave about the fantasy story you wanted people to believe

Anonymous

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