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I have a handful of minor moments
>in high school i was a professor boulder climber, i could go full assassins creed free running over building sized boulder piles in the desert
>oops i accidentally misjudged a jump, fell 20ft into a pit and broke my ankle
>i managed to drag myself out, crawl to the road and call for help
>i always say that i walked off a broken ankle
#2
>worked on a naval repair project
>work needed air and power lines on engineering deck
>but that would take an entire day to run everything down through the decks
>fuck that shit
>i hang by my eblows inside the emergency shaft, about 50ft up dropping down power and air lines straight down to engineering, a job that would have take a day took about 2 hours
#3
>hiking with sister , dad, his friend (who a scary motherfucker, about as close to real agent 47 as you can get) in the Utah mountains
>i hike ahead with sister
>stop by a stream and sit ,she sits next to me
>i look her direction and about lose my shit
>while we sat there, a fully grown moose had came up next to us without either of us noticing to drink from the stream, he was only a few feet away from sister at most
>this obviously scares the moose who runs off back down the trail
>parents and agent 47 catch up
>"hey anon, did you see the moose, we saw a moose"
#4
>Went hiking and caving in dead lava pits around 2012
>exploring an open air cave, climbed to the back and crawled into a hole because why not
>discoverd a small frozen underground pond
>#5
What I count as lost virginity in an abandoned sewer pipe
#6
>hiking
>the trail was poorly marked and basically nonexistent
>got lost
>but im able to see the trail back from where im at
>fuck this shit
>shimmy down the side of a cliff
>when i get back to trail head, throw off boots and fall asleep under a tree, went to wafflehouse on the way home
