>>105802Sup /bant/lets, I'm browsing /bant/ while driving my golf cart on my 2 acres property. In the passenger seat I have a cooler full of living salmon. That's right, I will release them in my private lake and spend the next two hours fishing until my wife come home from work. She's a doctor. Then, she will cook me some fish and suck my dick until I pass out from all the booze I just consumed.
Sucks to be you OP. Trying to get a rise out of me when my life is better than yours will ever be and I'm only 28.