talk whatever shit about america, i can take it, i almost always agree. it's full of mutts and whores and giant stupid cattle here, the president's retarded, we hardly have deep culture, and we're israel's goddamn cash register. it's all true, i'm aware of it and i'm not smug about it.

but when the bongs rip on us, something awakens my inner yankee and i get ornery fast. something about those tea-lapping, loycense-requiring goofy faggots fires me up whenever they claim superiority in any way. just them. does any other country feel that way towards them?