>>1059524>get sickbetter take out a loan to get see a doctor
>want to get educatedbetter take out a loan to get an education
>daily mass shootingsbetter get more guns
>obesity epidemicbetter open up three more mcdonalds around the block
>two party systembetter vote for the obliviously worse option of two already shit options
>global climate catastrophe incomingbetter deny all science and enrage all our allies and global community
>uneducated morons everywherebetter teach creationism in school
>water on firebetter fracture some more and blame black people
>want to get drunkbetter piss in a bottle and call it beer
>largest percent of people in jail already worldwide?better open more private owned prisons bribing judges to get more prisoners
>bad image as warmongering nation?better get more flying death robots in the skies
>thought orwells 1984 was a good book?better make it an instructional manual and spy on all our citizens and worse
>hate the bad stereotype of fat ugly stupid merritard?better elect a poster child of the fat ugly stupid merritard as the president
>get shot 
