So I was at a coffee shop today talking to my friend about Communist extraordinaire Bernie Sanders, and this guy comes up to me to "educate" me.

This is what he said.
"Every industrialized nation in the world except for the US and China have socialized medicine and education, and the only communist one is Russia."

So I told him, "Sure buddy. That shits working out great in Venezuela."

To which he said, "Venezuela is the ONLY (can you believe this guy?) democratic socialist nation that is failing economically."

Can you fucking believe how fucking stupid this guy is? It's literally making me fucking angry just thinking about it. Fuckin democrats. So fucking move to Russia and get your socialized healthcare and shit there, fucking communists.

You all know right? EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING WORLD knows that democratic socialism doesn't fucking work. Look at every failed state that has ever exists; most lately Venezuela.