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>mfw americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>mfw americans call motorised rollinghams "cars"
>mfw americans call Merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
>mfw americans call genocide 'thanksgiving'
>mfw americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
>mfw americans call call meat water "gravy"
>mfw americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>mfw americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a burger
>mfw americans call fart tornadoes "bar mitzvahs"
>mfw americans call Whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
>mfw americans call twisting plankhandles "
>mfw americans call cold on the cob "popsicles"
>mfw americans call french toast "pussy bread"
>mfw americans call breaddystacks "sandwiches"
>mfw americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
>mfw americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
>mfw americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>mfw americans call Montezuma's Revenge "water"
>mfw americans call forcey fun time "rape"
>mfw americans call a knitted wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
>mfw americans call a rickedy-pop a 'gear-shift'
>mfw americans call wiggledy piggledy nobbledy wobs "toes"
>mfw americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie"
>mfw americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
>mfw americans calla pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"
>mfw americans call a shoot-go-bang a "gun"
>mfw americans call ceiling-bright a "Lightsbulb"
>mfw americans call blimpy bounce bouncea a "ball"
>mfw americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"
>mfw americans call cobblestone-clippity-clops "roads"