I love Hitler. I love him so much that I have made a swastika out of pus from popped zits on my mirror.

I pop 2-3 zits a day. And each gives me enough pus for half an inch of swastika. I need to trace out a line with 3-4 zits to get the right thickness.

So this swastika took me a month to make. My mom says it's disgusting and that I should start seeing Dr. Feldman again but I know she doesn't love Hitler as much as I do so it's okay.