We could put a naked girl on the flag, with like big whoppers. And she's sitting in her doorway, and you're walking through town, and she's like:
>Hey stranger, come over here.

>What do you want, woman?

>You can come in and have supper in my place.

>I'm a good christian man, with a wife at home; I can't be hanging around with strange women.

>I ain't gonna bite you, mister.

>I don't know...

But then, all of a sudden, the rain starts coming. Almost as if God himself was pushing you towards her doorway. So you go in, and she's sitting down, and she's got a hot meal. It's been a long time since you had a hot meal and a cold pillow. So you sit down and she takes a napkin, tucks it into your collar. Now, it's been a long time since if you felt the fingers of a woman, so you're getting a little mighty excited. Then, all of a sudden, her sisters come over. And you're like, how many sisters? One sister, two sisters, three sisters, four sisters, five sisters. Five sisters come over. So you're like:
>Oh my god, I gotta get out of here; The devil is tempting me.

But then, all of a sudden, her clothes fall off. And you're like:
>What? How did that happen? A woman's clothes just fall off right of her body?

Then your clothes fall right off. And you're like:
>What? What's going on here?

Then an earthquake happens. You both land in the tub...