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Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:01:27 No.1062913 View View Reply Original Report

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Can I get a quick rundown on why slavs do this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:02:59 No.1062914 Report

Quoted By: >>1062936

it's comfy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:03:29 No.1062915 Report

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No benches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:04:22 No.1062916 Report

Quoted By: >>1062924 >>1062929

when you squat like that, you don't use any muscle in your legs, you are using the weight of your body to balance on the bottoms of your feet. See first post, it was the best post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:04:27 No.1062917 Report

Quoted By: >>1062924

>>1062913
Natural resting position.

If you're not fat or out od shape, you can do it, too. Makes me need to poop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:04:29 No.1062918 Report

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>>1062913
It's comfortable and traditionally, we always poo'd in the back yard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:04:30 No.1062919 Report

Quoted By: >>1062924

>>1062913
it's the natural homo sapien sitting position. It was phased out of western culture because of backwards practices by European nobility.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:04:32 No.1062920 Report

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Well, they usually hang out outside, where seating is not always avaible. Thus learning to sit without the need for a chair os good

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:05:10 No.1062921 Report

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>>1062913
quite confortable sitting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:05:13 No.1062922 Report

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>>1062913
>>1062913
it's something you can't do fatty

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:05:48 No.1062923 Report

Quoted By: >>1062935

>>1062913
Mongol blood

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:05:53 No.1062924 Report

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>>1062916
>>1062917
>>1062919

This is how we can detect russian trolls

GrecoTurk analopolous

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GrecoTurk analopolous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:06:06 No.1062925 Report

Quoted By: >>1062928 >>1062932 >>1065662

They're subhumans. Slav = Slave and their squatting is indicative of ASIAN ANCESTRY!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:06:13 No.1062926 Report

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Floor must be cold as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:06:33 No.1062927 Report

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>>1062913
I don't find it comfortable at all, but then again I am a white Anglo and not an uncivilised savage

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:07:19 No.1062928 Report

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>>1062925

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:07:38 No.1062929 Report

Quoted By: >>1062934

>>1062916
I cant even sit like that, heels go up. As if my feet wont bend enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:07:48 No.1062930 Report

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>>1062913
Stretches out their anus for the gay sex they will be having later that night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:07:53 No.1062931 Report

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Nobody does this except Russians and Ukrainians.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:08:10 No.1062932 Report

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>>1062925
Unironicaly this.
It's know that slavland has always been in contact with central asia, which brought their blood to slavs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:08:15 No.1062933 Report

Quoted By: >>1062940

>>1062913
Only bydlo does this. Never squatted in my entire life, unless i was shitting in the woods.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:08:29 No.1062934 Report

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>>1062929
Because you're out of shape and lack flexibility.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:08:55 No.1062935 Report

Quoted By:

>>1062923
I was going to say I always thought of that as an Asian thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:09:08 No.1062936 Report

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>>1062914
this

it's awesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:09:17 No.1062937 Report

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>>1062913
I read about it on the internet, tried to do it, almost sprained my ankle. Not worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:09:42 No.1062938 Report

Quoted By: >>1063105

>>1062913
I can't do that with my feet flat on the ground. Only with my heels up :\

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:10:52 No.1062939 Report

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>>1062913
It's comfy as shit.
I was fat, couldn't do this.
I started losing weight, started lifting, now this is my natural resting position when seating is not available.

It actually feels really good. It keeps multiple muscles stretched and long. It stretches the groin.
It forces your pelvic floor to align properly.

How often you seen a slav with a nigger potbelly sticking out like in America?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:12:56 No.1062940 Report

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>>1062913
it's because back in the 1990s after the soviet union fell, everything was covered in filth because there were no social services like street sweepers, etc. sitting down anywhere would ruin your clothes, so people would squat.
>>1062933
accurate

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:13:07 No.1062941 Report

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used to picking potatoes so much it's ingrained in their genes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GdCkOdXz Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:16:42 No.1063105 Report

Quoted By: >>1063117

>>1062938
Use something to hold onto, it won't be easy and was extremely painful to me at first.
Google how most first world countries can no longer relax their glutes do to us always either standing or sitting.
The squat forces the buttocks to relax when in this position. You literally can not tense it up until you by natural reaction try to stand.
It allows better bloodflow and can push more blood to your groin (penis).
Sitting is horrible for the human body.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZMteaZ+Z Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:18:02 No.1063117 Report

Quoted By: >>1063205

>>1063105
So basicly you can shit yourself if you're liquidy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn9KIkKH Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:18:48 No.1063125 Report

Quoted By: >>1063179 >>1063228

Where did the flags and id's go?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gnph5KcZ Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:25:12 No.1063179 Report

Quoted By: >>1063269

>>1063125
thread moved to our board, fren

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ltKx0ukm Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:27:33 No.1063202 Report

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>>1062913
storing up energy for winter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GdCkOdXz Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:28:13 No.1063205 Report

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>>1063117
I know you're trolling, but it does help with pooping. When the muscles relax and stay relaxed you can just sit on a toilet and everything comes out with barely any pushing.
I'm telling you it works m8, it fucking works.

Doesn't mean you slav out all day long. I do it before bed, just to relax my groin.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZMteaZ+Z Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:30:53 No.1063228 Report

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>>1063125
I still see flags.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jLjx+lBy Fri 16 Jun 2017 18:35:24 No.1063269 Report

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>>1063179
Why tho?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:16GmmYk3 Fri 16 Jun 2017 19:26:43 No.1063875 Report

Quoted By: >>1063900

>>1062913
natural resting position for humans when the ground is too dirty (which is normal in such countries where its common)

asians do this too

but most westerners have different shin lengths/inflexible joints so they cant do it easily without falling

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibzp-bFBu_Y
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlVNjAEa3Tw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:16GmmYk3 Fri 16 Jun 2017 19:28:00 No.1063900 Report

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>>1063875
i forgot to mention the lack of clean public chairs/benches in such places

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z2mrClzt Fri 16 Jun 2017 21:59:42 No.1065662 Report

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>>1062925
Slav comes from the Word slovo, which means Word, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9D2X+hym Fri 16 Jun 2017 23:46:30 No.1067864 Report

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why the fuck can't I do this?
I have the mobility, and I can go ass to grass without effort, but I always fall back if I try to rest squating
I just want to be slav comfy whenever I want

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eYpLx6dj Fri 16 Jun 2017 23:50:53 No.1067905 Report

Quoted By: >>1067917

>>1062913
Чe пa чoм пacaнщики???
A ecли нaйдy йoбтyбля?
Tы чe cyкa? Tы чe cyкa бля!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eYpLx6dj Fri 16 Jun 2017 23:51:34 No.1067917 Report

Quoted By: >>1067993

>>1067905
literally masterrace language

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jWT3u8Cr Fri 16 Jun 2017 23:58:01 No.1067993 Report

Quoted By: >>1068140

>>1067917
B нacтoящee вpeмя я изyчaю pyccкий язык.
Этo хopoшaя идeя?

(Извинитe зa пepeвoд Google)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eYpLx6dj Sat 17 Jun 2017 00:12:09 No.1068140 Report

Quoted By: >>1068303

>>1067993
Yea russian is way fucking more flexible than English. In Russian you can morph words to literally anything and use words in any order in your sentence unlike English. But only thing Russian is way hard in grammar even I don't know a half of all these bullshit rules I can speak and write without any errors because I just know how to do it not because I know grammar. xD

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Anonymous ID:CdfB98Vd Sat 17 Jun 2017 00:15:58 No.1068178 Report

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If they sit down, the poop-wine they're fermenting in their briefs gets all fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T7mXxYo2 Sat 17 Jun 2017 00:26:09 No.1068299 Report

Quoted By: >>1068316

Have you guys never done squats?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jWT3u8Cr Sat 17 Jun 2017 00:26:31 No.1068303 Report

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>>1068140
Well, Spanish is similar but with verbs and maybe adjectives. Each verb has a million different ways of saying to indicate person, time and mode, and adjectives can vary in number and gender. However, we use a lot of prepositions and conjectures, which neither Russian nor English exploit so much.
Our grammar is piss easy though, letters always sound the same (unlike the pile of retardation that are English phonetics) and we have diacritic marks to signal which syllables sound stronger.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jWT3u8Cr Sat 17 Jun 2017 00:27:10 No.1068316 Report

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>>1068299
I do squat quite a lot, it feels fucking great.
Thanks Boris.

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