Listen here, meatbags, this is how it is gonna pan out.

Basically, we are going to start a religious movement dedicated to the Scalposter and his tulpa, Scal.

>BUT Q, WHO TEH FUCK IS DAT?

SHUT UP YOU FUCKING NIGGER!! *ahem* Sorry, I lost control there for a second. Basically, they are these people who are extremely based and do not like cringelords such as yourselves (but not me, OF COURSE)

We need to do something so based and so radical that it will bring the Scalposter back from the /trash/ archives!

>BUT WHAT WILL WE DO WHEN HE RETURNS????

Yes..... we will..... uhh..... hmm i didnt think about this part- OH YES! I FIGURES IT OUT! We will call him based and redpilled and then he can leave. Oh yeah, this plan is gonna work for sure

Make sure you spread this information everywhere! Everybody in the world must know about the Scalposter!

Q