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NEWfAG SURVIVAL GUIDE #1 nsg

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A Whitepill thread for newcomers.

There are only two kinds of TRUTH pills in the entire world, the others are based Purely on PERSPECTIVE
the Two that are real are thus.
"White Pills" and REDPILLS

This is a white pill you ask?
Its Evidence of HOPE, that is what a white pill is.
It is the Power of Love.
It is the Power of Self Respect.
It is the Power of Belief.
It is the Power of Compassion
It is the Power of your SPIRIT!

Though the World is falling into literal Darkness according to Galactic Astronomy,
You CAN SURVIVE THIS.
But you Need to Learn to SHUT THE FUCK UP, and LISTEN.
You NEED to learn to STUDY again.
You Need, to believe you "CAN" again.


War is coming... we cannot avoid this,
Be Brave AMERICA, as a Half Welsh, part scot german iroquois,
I can Guarantee you will up your chances of survival
in just a few simple steps.

1. Read alot of /SIG/ self Improvement is the KEY to a SUCCESSFUL LIFE
2. Lurk Moar
3. Respect old fags
4. Visit /LIT/. Literature is key to self Improvement. The secrets of the Universe are OUT THERE....
5. Stay Ready. this is most important. read 1 thru 5 again and again in the mirror every morning.
and Watch this VIDEO to INSPIRE YOU, because you WILL NEED INSPIRATION...

YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN EXILED..
and you are here forever...

HARD TIMES MAKE STRONG MEN
STRONG MEN MAKE GOOD TIMES
GOOD TIMES MAKE WEAK MEN
WEAK MEN MAKE HARD TIMES

Rejoice Newfags!
Because of the Hard Times, If you Survive,
you will BE STRONGER THAN YOU EVER DREAMED YOU COULD BE!!!!

https://youtu.be/ZtpTOTi2jqo