>>10650233OP i actually have a great idea for you. Its gross but brilliant. I got it from another post from around here a while back.
Piss on plates and put the plates in the freezer so that they become piss discs.
Separate the piss discs and plates once theyre completely frozen.
Hurry your ass to the guys house.
If he has those slots that allows for mail to go in, slide a piss disc through there.
Scatter the piss discs all along his driveway and put some at the front door..
Over time the piss discs will defrost leaving puddles of piss all over the mans property.
If youre really out for revenge piss into a plastic container and freeze it to make a piss brick.
Once you get to the guy's house, throw the piss brick through his window.