A conservative christian heterosexual BRIETBART writer professor and gay conversion 'doctor' was teaching a class on Ronald Reagan, a known Capitalist:
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Reagan and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Adam Smith!”
At this moment, a brave, atheist who had fought in iver 1500 internet debates and understood Richard Dawkins and held science above all other truths stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant Christian smirked quite Bougily and smugly replied “6000 years, you stupid Commie”
”Wrong. It’s been 13.5 billion years since the big bang created it. If it was 6000 years old and creationism, as you say, is real… then it should be a saint by now”
The INFOWARS DOT COM, THERE'S A WAR FOR YOUR MIND writer was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Atlas Shrugged and Bible"Y-You midwits!" He stormed out of the room crying those republican crocodile tears. The same tears the GOP cry for the “rich job creators” (who today live in such luxury that most own sportscars) when they jealously try to claw justly earned means of production from the deserving proletariat. There is no doubt that at this point our brietbart writer, Stephen Jones Smith, wished he had joined in the revolution and become more than a capitalist apologist. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, luckily the state controlled firearms so the mentally derranged couldn't get them.
The students applauded and all registered Socialist that day and accepted Karl Marx as economic philosopher. A bear named “Glorious Revolution” and Rick and Morty burst in through the door and replaced the American flag with the Hammer and Sickle. The Red Army Choir was sang several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a complex tax system where the rich paid their fair share.
