>>1069103you missed free health care and ambulance ride
>wake up>get chased by rutting moose>give up and take it >shit out moose cum>freezes into a cum club>club a baby harp seal for breakfast >get chased by rutting polabear >fall in icehole>wake up in igloo being raped by tribe of inuit>thank them to avoid prison for being a racist >get chased by rutting Quebec faggots>raped into unconsciousness >wake up>ass filled with poutine >still Canadian