>>1069057Sir, I am a monster, and let me assure you our women are not all they are cracked up to be
>be me, 5'10" revenant>basically a undead meat puppet kept ziplock fresh by a combination of sin and disease>be chillin in the forest by a river, eating a calf I stole from a local farm>spiderbabe walks up>immediately on my guard because those things eat faggots like me for breakfast>says she'll fuck me for half my kill>free sex? Sure, damn thing is mostly organs now anyway>we get to her den, I'm getting excited>she ties me up in silk, I get nervous>we fuckin or what?>she says yes and takes off her clothes>only now do I realize she is covered in hair>every square inch>she rides my dick, stinging hair barbs dig into every inch of my flesh and cause an itching not even my undeath could spare me from>barbs in her pussy>cum anyway>spiderbabe lays eggs>gives birth to millions of 1/2 revenant, 1/4 human 1/4 spider babies>takes all of my kill>let's me go 6 days later after forgetting I was there>break into library dressed as a hobo with bad skin>start typing this storyPic unrelated
