How do I become a Yank? I hate this country, the government have betrayed us, the royals are faggots, I feel more allegiance to the country of Nicaragua than I do the current United Kingdom rn. America is my choice for three reasons

1 - culturally similar
2- you can be patriotic and there are bits that are fairly white and based
3 - gun laws

I can't fucking stand Britain anymore. America it is.