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Quoted By: >>10700620
>be doctor
>11th century or some shit how should I know
>smoking healing plant and dissecting dead cat in my medieval doctor's cottage in the forest
>hear a knock at the door
>wtfwhoisit.glasspainting
>open door to reveal baron's guard
>he says the baron's wife has come down with a strange ailment and needs my help
>follow him to castle and meet the baron
>"there's something wrong with her cunt area, tis no felln righ."
>go to bedroom and look at baroness's cunt
>holyshit.parchment
>it's all turned green and oozing pus
>how the fuck did this happen
>whatever, I'm not here to ask questions
>reach into my goat stomach doctors bag and pull out some deer feces and wolfsbane flowers
>rub them on her cunt and push it in with metal rod
>least i think it's her cunt, there's two holes there how should I know?
>pull out bottle of dog urine and dump it in her cunt as well
>15 minutes later she's turned pale and is no longer bleeding
>baron wants me thrown to the dungeon
>I tell the local priest that since the baroness died to my treatment she must have been a witch and the baron was housing her
>entire villiage has him publicly executed
>priest gives me medieval bitcoin for helping stop the demonic family
>go back to my wood-cottage to feed the baroness's corpse to my dogs and plague-rats
>i am a doctor
>11th century or some shit how should I know
>smoking healing plant and dissecting dead cat in my medieval doctor's cottage in the forest
>hear a knock at the door
>wtfwhoisit.glasspainting
>open door to reveal baron's guard
>he says the baron's wife has come down with a strange ailment and needs my help
>follow him to castle and meet the baron
>"there's something wrong with her cunt area, tis no felln righ."
>go to bedroom and look at baroness's cunt
>holyshit.parchment
>it's all turned green and oozing pus
>how the fuck did this happen
>whatever, I'm not here to ask questions
>reach into my goat stomach doctors bag and pull out some deer feces and wolfsbane flowers
>rub them on her cunt and push it in with metal rod
>least i think it's her cunt, there's two holes there how should I know?
>pull out bottle of dog urine and dump it in her cunt as well
>15 minutes later she's turned pale and is no longer bleeding
>baron wants me thrown to the dungeon
>I tell the local priest that since the baroness died to my treatment she must have been a witch and the baron was housing her
>entire villiage has him publicly executed
>priest gives me medieval bitcoin for helping stop the demonic family
>go back to my wood-cottage to feed the baroness's corpse to my dogs and plague-rats
>i am a doctor
