Alright, you beta faggots, I'm not trying to brag, but here's what I accomplished within the last hour while grocery shopping:
>I said "good morning" to the exceptionally attractive cashier without slurring my words, I even looked straight at her as I said it without her getting creeped out
>when she asked if I wanted my usual brand of cigarettes I casually said "yeah, sure" without sweating profusely and slurring my words as a result ultra-autistic tendencies
>when she asked if I wanted a bag for my stuff I answered completely casually and without slurring my words "yes".

It's happening, you destitute virgins. I am overcoming my autism and becoming an alpha. Soon enough I'll be drowning in pussy.