Mom: I'm craving a slurpee. Will you go to 7-11 and get me one please?

Me (jokingly trying to wiggle out of leaving the comfy house at 11pm) It's late at night and there are undesirable people in convenient stores at this hour.

Mom: Take Buster and George. They're afraid of Dogs.

Lololll anyone else have racist parents? Hahaha