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Anonymous ID:yoRTxkHD Sat 17 Jun 2017 09:10:13 No.1072849 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1072855 >>1072856 >>1072861 >>1072878 >>1073375 >>1073909 >>1073920 >>1074307 >>1074364 >>1074458 >>1074557 >>1075047 >>1075237 >>1075313 >>1075800

Would you date an alternative girl?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xPL8ygOH Sat 17 Jun 2017 09:10:58 No.1072855 Report

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>>1072849
as in trap?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:notagOfV Sat 17 Jun 2017 09:11:22 No.1072856 Report

Quoted By: >>1073314

>>1072849
Yep. Above most others

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MU1icK1h Sat 17 Jun 2017 09:11:40 No.1072861 Report

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>>1072849
yus

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Anonymous ID:7WkRjehe Sat 17 Jun 2017 09:14:18 No.1072876 Report

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I put a baby inside this one

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uEWVKNau Sat 17 Jun 2017 09:14:19 No.1072877 Report

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Nah.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sAAP7Fog Sat 17 Jun 2017 09:14:32 No.1072878 Report

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>>1072849
>implying i would date any girl
>with her not being either braindead or hypnotised

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NutgYdGr Sat 17 Jun 2017 10:44:44 No.1073314 Report

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>>1072856
this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4N9D2WGv Sat 17 Jun 2017 10:45:36 No.1073319 Report

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what is alt. girl??

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2OndSGql Sat 17 Jun 2017 10:57:06 No.1073375 Report

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>>1072849
FUCK NO
I wouldn't date any girl cuz that shit's a complete waste of time
alternative girls will especially fuck you over and they will go out of their way to try to make you feel like shit when you breakup for a very long time, try to cause drama, whine and bitch, they are all souless whores don't be fouled

would I fuck an alternative girl?
fuck yes I would

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S0YLOZ91 Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:01:24 No.1073909 Report

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>>1072849
I love altqt they turn me on

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WhbRv/zD Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:02:54 No.1073914 Report

Quoted By: >>1073923 >>1074077

I would date a Jewess with big nose

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2 ID:zZBJEh7l Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:04:58 No.1073920 Report

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>>1072849
If alternative is just another euphemism for traps then no

If you refer to regular alternative girls, then also no. They usually come with drug habits and esteem issues, ergo cucking is unavoidable.
>dated multiple succubi

Chase a bookworm.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zhZ0Ax4u Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:05:19 No.1073923 Report

Quoted By: >>1073930

>>1073914
I would date a ginger with freckles

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rasvFN02 Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:06:02 No.1073928 Report

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No.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WhbRv/zD Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:06:24 No.1073930 Report

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>>1073923
That's also an option, Paco

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lfkIKV3d Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:34:07 No.1074077 Report

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>>1073914
Damn she's actually really cute

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YzZ7EIAq Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:58:36 No.1074284 Report

Quoted By: >>1074301 >>1074304

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0Mi+0GwQ Sat 17 Jun 2017 14:01:16 No.1074298 Report

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My 3 last gf were alt, and i don't want to fuck other type of girls

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WhbRv/zD Sat 17 Jun 2017 14:02:20 No.1074301 Report

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>>1074284
Me too :(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yuT5jQtD Sat 17 Jun 2017 14:03:02 No.1074304 Report

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>>1074284
get a job

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C+uepgWf Sat 17 Jun 2017 14:03:23 No.1074307 Report

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>>1072849
As long as they don't pierce their nips, sure, my first one was an alt girl anyhow.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YiutnRCm Sat 17 Jun 2017 14:11:17 No.1074364 Report

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>>1072849
>tfw no tumblr gf

឴ ឴

឴ ឴ ID:Q6Ols/BN Sat 17 Jun 2017 14:23:12 No.1074431 Report

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sure

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KWIrDqd5 Sat 17 Jun 2017 14:26:43 No.1074458 Report

Quoted By: >>1075537

>>1072849
When you say "alternative girl" do you mean girl(male) or do you mean "takes-feminist-history-in-college". Yes to the former, HELLFUCKINGNO to the latter.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L4l0qq0d Sat 17 Jun 2017 14:37:13 No.1074522 Report

Quoted By: >>1075083

I mean if she hasnt had 10 dicks inside her then maybe

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AbD464S5 Sat 17 Jun 2017 14:42:11 No.1074557 Report

Quoted By: >>1074984

>>1072849
I'd cum down her throat and all over her face, and while she's wiping it, I'd yell #MAGA.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hcIWZw41 Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:44:22 No.1074984 Report

Quoted By: >>1074997

>>1074557
do you ever post a different image?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AbD464S5 Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:46:54 No.1074997 Report

Quoted By: >>1075010 >>1075049 >>1075234

>>1074984
Of course, but then you simply don't recognize me. It's called selection bias, Hans.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hcIWZw41 Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:48:20 No.1075010 Report

Quoted By: >>1075024

>>1074997
Its actaully called avatar-fagging, you faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AbD464S5 Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:50:03 No.1075024 Report

Quoted By: >>1075049 >>1075071 >>1075128

>>1075010
Why do Germans think that pretending to fail at reading comprehension counts as banter? Or are you not even pretending?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EGy+pSfm Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:52:35 No.1075047 Report

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>>1072849
>nipple piercings
Yech

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DsHRd9pd Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:52:40 No.1075049 Report

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>>1075024
>>1074997

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Anonymous ID:hcIWZw41 Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:55:09 No.1075071 Report

Quoted By: >>1075082

>>1075024
Its in my nature, based on your other replies and posts, I assess your ramblings as mostly as mental diarrhea, so I don't bother.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AbD464S5 Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:56:52 No.1075082 Report

Quoted By: >>1075107

>>1075071
Please stop trying. Your bants sound awkward and unnatural, like German romantic poetry.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S0YLOZ91 Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:56:59 No.1075083 Report

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>>1074522
You know you won't perceive the difference

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hcIWZw41 Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:59:07 No.1075107 Report

Quoted By: >>1075155 >>1075180

>>1075082
right right, compared to the wonders of israeli poetry, german work just can't compete

Retarded Nigger Cunt Slut

Retarded Nigger Cunt Slut ID:antC9eDI Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:00:32 No.1075123 Report

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>OP didn't say "why don't you have an alternative girlfriend"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S0YLOZ91 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:00:56 No.1075128 Report

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>>1075024
Because boches canot stop boching, it's part of their Bochido or "path of the Boche"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AbD464S5 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:02:52 No.1075155 Report

Quoted By: >>1075183

>>1075107
Boy, you're too autistic to even get the joke... I feel like I'm bullying you now. I'll stop.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DsHRd9pd Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:05:35 No.1075180 Report

Quoted By: >>1075202

>>1075107
Jude ist nicht gleich Jude du Lappen.

Dieser Goyim hier ist 100% ein Zionist.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hcIWZw41 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:05:47 No.1075183 Report

Quoted By: >>1075212

>>1075155
you are, actually, and you should

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hcIWZw41 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:07:53 No.1075202 Report

Quoted By: >>1075218

>>1075180

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Anonymous ID:AbD464S5 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:08:50 No.1075212 Report

Quoted By: >>1075252

>>1075183
>you are
Thanks for literally confirming that I was bullying an autist. I'm feeling really bad with myself now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S0YLOZ91 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:09:18 No.1075218 Report

Quoted By: >>1075252

>>1075202
> can't stop boching

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EsWx5xtL Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:09:36 No.1075223 Report

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>date
no

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v2AxyKqc Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:10:36 No.1075233 Report

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I'm 30, and I've learned not to trust anyone with "unnatural color" in her hair so
yes

!Desu9DvVfg

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!Desu9DvVfg ID:p6bYJWMw Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:10:47 No.1075234 Report

Quoted By: >>1075246

>>1074997
Tripfagging is much easier

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PGm0N5Z8 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:11:13 No.1075237 Report

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>>1072849
Fucked the bricks off an emo black chick for a few months.

Felt good to bleach someone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AbD464S5 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:12:21 No.1075246 Report

Quoted By: >>1075266 >>1075278

>>1075234
>another german who fails at reading comprehension
Are you all just tanned Germans or is there some kind of autism epidemic going on over there?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hcIWZw41 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:13:32 No.1075252 Report

Quoted By: >>1075315 >>1075461

>>1075212
as I said, you should. for all you know, I do out and strangle a puppy because I am so upset

>>1075218
>boching
what? botching? explaine yourself, brother from the west

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v2AxyKqc Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:14:34 No.1075266 Report

Quoted By: >>1075305 >>1075324

>>1075246
>israel burned the fuck out of germany
holy shit, the real holocaust just happened

!Desu9DvVfg

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!Desu9DvVfg ID:p6bYJWMw Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:16:33 No.1075278 Report

Quoted By: >>1075305 >>1075315

>>1075246

Oy, careful with that edge schlomo

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hcIWZw41 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:20:27 No.1075305 Report

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>>1075266
this actaully made me kek

>>1075278
HEY, leave David alone, we are having fun here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JmlSFDsX Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:22:26 No.1075313 Report

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>>1072849
If she was this hot fuck yeah, great sex would be had. Just make to sure to avoid politics like the plague and always wear a condom.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AbD464S5 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:22:43 No.1075315 Report

Quoted By: >>1075346

>>1075278
>>1075252
You know that feeling when someone else says something stupid and you feel embarrassed, even though you have no relation to them whatsoever?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DsHRd9pd Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:24:13 No.1075324 Report

Quoted By: >>1075342

>>1075266
Nothing happening. Our country is still full with the stinky goyims in power.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AbD464S5 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:26:47 No.1075342 Report

Quoted By: >>1075365

>>1075324
The entire fucking GIDF is after me, and holy shit, those German """bants"""... Like pottery.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hcIWZw41 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:26:59 No.1075346 Report

Quoted By: >>1075361

>>1075315
The german language even has a word for that - it's called "fremdschämen".

But, as you diagnosed my sever autism just minutes ago, you should also know, that I don't.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AbD464S5 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:28:46 No.1075361 Report

Quoted By: >>1075370 >>1075403

>>1075346
The German language has a word for every abstract feel conceivable. Too bad that's about the only positive thing there is to say about it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DsHRd9pd Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:29:30 No.1075365 Report

Quoted By: >>1075403 >>1075470

>>1075342
It's only a matter of time, you rats.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EGy+pSfm Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:30:20 No.1075370 Report

Quoted By: >>1075393

>>1075361
Do you reply to Jordan posters? Does it trigger them to no end?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AbD464S5 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:32:48 No.1075393 Report

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>>1075370
It triggers them to no end if I'm in the same thread, even if I don't respond to them. It's one of the main reasons I keep the flag instead of going under a proxy: it's always funny to watch people start to get mad and chimp out for no apparent reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hcIWZw41 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:34:26 No.1075403 Report

Quoted By: >>1075414

>>1075361
well, it may be hard you learn, understand and speak - but after all it is not that bad. but I am sure you can tell me why I am wrong.

>>1075365
plox leaf faggit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AbD464S5 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:35:47 No.1075414 Report

Quoted By: >>1075491

>>1075403
> but I am sure you can tell me why I am wrong.
Record yourself saying "butterfly", then listen to it on a loop and reflect on the experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qv4Ffmpl Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:41:05 No.1075458 Report

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No, dating a girl is gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S0YLOZ91 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:41:14 No.1075461 Report

Quoted By: >>1075491

>>1075252
I'm not your brother, I don't boche, I'm not a Boche.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S0YLOZ91 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:42:17 No.1075470 Report

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>>1075365
Keep Bochido for your people

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hcIWZw41 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:45:50 No.1075491 Report

Quoted By: >>1075533 >>1075548

>>1075414
>Record yourself saying "butterfly", then listen to it on a loop and reflect on the experience.

Anyway, I have to go, it's bbq time. has been fun :*

>>1075461
well, go fuck yourself then froschfresser

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AbD464S5 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:52:00 No.1075533 Report

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>>1075491
Try it some day. In retrospect, given your autism, I probably should have mentioned that you need to say it in German. Could've just told you to say "schmetterling", but then non-Germans would've thought I'm asking you to listen to yourself saying yelling some kind of insult.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xu/eJk0A Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:53:09 No.1075537 Report

Quoted By: >>1075568

>>1074458
Don't mix the rest of us alt with the femnazis. Please, it breaks my heart every time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S0YLOZ91 Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:54:16 No.1075548 Report

Quoted By: >>1075590

>>1075491
You should try frogs someday. It shall change from your usual fat&beer meals.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v2AxyKqc Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:56:23 No.1075568 Report

Quoted By: >>1075664

>>1075537
Hi swede, wanna get married? ily

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JmlSFDsX Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:58:45 No.1075590 Report

Quoted By: >>1075652

>>1075548
CHEESE-EATING

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S0YLOZ91 Sat 17 Jun 2017 17:05:15 No.1075652 Report

Quoted By: >>1075666

>>1075590
With bread, the perfect combo for finishing a meal. To be used only if you're still a bit hungry.

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Anonymous ID:S0YLOZ91 Sat 17 Jun 2017 17:06:32 No.1075664 Report

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>>1075568
Shut up with your little Richard. She's mine.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JmlSFDsX Sat 17 Jun 2017 17:06:36 No.1075666 Report

Quoted By: >>1075687 >>1075703

>>1075652
SURRENDER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S0YLOZ91 Sat 17 Jun 2017 17:08:54 No.1075687 Report

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>>1075666
Whata meme! Is that some kind of solidarity because you have also the bleed of a genocide for heritage?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JmlSFDsX Sat 17 Jun 2017 17:11:01 No.1075703 Report

Quoted By: >>1075729

>>1075666
ey satan

also MONKEYS

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:S0YLOZ91 Sat 17 Jun 2017 17:14:17 No.1075729 Report

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>>1075703
I don't understand the monkey, is it a reference to this cool game?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/Y6ShhcU Sat 17 Jun 2017 17:22:29 No.1075800 Report

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>>1072849
>fuck
yes

>date
no

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