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> Be pajeet
> Wake up, go for diarrhea shit out of the window of my 4m2 appartment, adding to the shit crust that basically holds the building together
> consume breakfast that consists for 98% of spices, adding to body odour and diarrhea
> go to work, ignoring corpses of children that died of hunger
> Rim a cow on the way, pick up and eat a rat and some roaches for a quick snack
> Take bath in the river (pic related) while on my way to work
> Arrive at work, cannot hold in diarrhea caused by breakfast, spray all my shit on the wall
> Do work, scamming Western people.
> Grab some roaches from the wall for a quick snack
> Have to poop again, spray it all over my chair
> Go home, rape a 10 year old girl. Girl gets stoned to death because of pre-marital sex
> Have bath in river again, feel clean
> Go to temple, offer flowers to a dude with 42 arms and an elephant head because I'm living in the greatest country in the world
> Eat pure curry powder for lunch
> Spray diarrhea over some street urchins
> Witness bus accident in which 30 people die, decide to ignore it
> At home, bored, decide to rape neighbor's kid
> Take out the trash, throw it all in the river
> Shit myself to sleep, smiling happily after a successful day

Seriously, why is streetpoopystan not nuked yet?