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Anonymous ID:zKzpAXkG Sat 17 Jun 2017 11:10:51 No.1073429 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1073462 >>1073468 >>1073483 >>1073706 >>1073958 >>1073998 >>1074405 >>1074416 >>1074872 >>1075038 >>1075058 >>1075267 >>1075745

What's something you've done nobody would believe?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+1xqCAIH Sat 17 Jun 2017 11:14:30 No.1073439 Report

Quoted By: >>1073453

Teached myself alone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZRa6vk6D Sat 17 Jun 2017 11:16:59 No.1073453 Report

Quoted By: >>1073454 >>1073904

>>1073439

/pol/ has a lot of that too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+1xqCAIH Sat 17 Jun 2017 11:18:39 No.1073454 Report

Quoted By: >>1073460

>>1073453
I don't believe you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I0Gdnphm Sat 17 Jun 2017 11:20:14 No.1073457 Report

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Created the universe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lhITFbWb Sat 17 Jun 2017 11:20:46 No.1073460 Report

Quoted By: >>1073466 >>1073904 >>1074826

>>1073454
go ask /pol/, lotsa really "smart" and "sucsseful" anons that teached themself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MRU+yKMN Sat 17 Jun 2017 11:22:56 No.1073462 Report

Quoted By: >>1073487

>>1073429
Wrote a bunch of my own compilers for custom languages that do fancy things other languages can't do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:I0Gdnphm Sat 17 Jun 2017 11:24:02 No.1073466 Report

Quoted By: >>1073904

>>1073460

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y9BUdw7U Sat 17 Jun 2017 11:24:14 No.1073468 Report

Quoted By: >>1073477

>>1073429

I college I was FWB with 2 of my neighbors, one was an Asian girl with big tits. We had kinky semi BDSM threesomes like every day for a year with strap on DP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MRU+yKMN Sat 17 Jun 2017 11:26:55 No.1073477 Report

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>>1073468
>threesomes like every day for a year with strap on DP
How did your tight Norwegian asshole manage to contain two rubber cocks?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UyoTwfXM Sat 17 Jun 2017 11:28:36 No.1073483 Report

Quoted By: >>1073527 >>1073529 >>1073541

>>1073429

I tried sucking dick three different times in my life. 1.straight married dude 2. Gay twink 3. Regular gay dude

Dunno why i did that more than once. Never found the act of putting a dick in my mouth enjoyable even.I guess it was to make sure im not gay.

Btw that third time i only recieved a bj. Didn't return the favor.

Also my butt virginity is still intact;

No one that knows me would ever believe any of this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7aKHYl8c Sat 17 Jun 2017 11:30:27 No.1073487 Report

Quoted By: >>1073501

>>1073462
>fancy things other languages can't do.
Like what?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MRU+yKMN Sat 17 Jun 2017 11:37:38 No.1073501 Report

Quoted By: >>1073971 >>1074813

>>1073487
Like letting the programmer specify custom invariants for arbitrary AST nodes that are used by a built-in semantic reasoner to prove programmer-specified assertions, which can be used to verify consistency (the way a type-checker verities consistent typing) or to apply custom domain-specific optimizations that a general-purpose optimizer can't do safely.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RKcNCUvt Sat 17 Jun 2017 11:44:00 No.1073527 Report

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>>1073483
everyone here will

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MRU+yKMN Sat 17 Jun 2017 11:44:40 No.1073529 Report

Quoted By: >>1073663

>>1073483
>i sucked not one, not two, but THREE cocks, just to be extra sure i'm not a fag

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dbkcksT3 Sat 17 Jun 2017 11:46:40 No.1073541 Report

Quoted By: >>1073563

>>1073483
Did you say "no homo" before sucking their dicks tho?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MRU+yKMN Sat 17 Jun 2017 11:52:39 No.1073563 Report

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>>1073541
>that pic
Instant favorite.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UyoTwfXM Sat 17 Jun 2017 12:19:57 No.1073663 Report

Quoted By: >>1073673

>>1073529

Actually. Two. Guess you were too busy being disgusted to read the whole thing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MRU+yKMN Sat 17 Jun 2017 12:21:37 No.1073673 Report

Quoted By: >>1073681

>>1073663
Oh, well pardon me. Only two cocks. Two cocks is fine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UyoTwfXM Sat 17 Jun 2017 12:23:14 No.1073681 Report

Quoted By: >>1073691

>>1073673

Lol i just wanna set the record straight.

>inb4 pun

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MRU+yKMN Sat 17 Jun 2017 12:24:52 No.1073691 Report

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>>1073681
>inb4 pun
You had to ruin it...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YG6IZDO9 Sat 17 Jun 2017 12:28:10 No.1073706 Report

Quoted By: >>1073737

>>1073429
I used to masturbate with my cousin and he would sit on my hand (I would basically finger him) without even me knowing what being gay is...I'm eternally scarred

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v82dZlA3 Sat 17 Jun 2017 12:34:31 No.1073737 Report

Quoted By: >>1073767 >>1075950

>>1073706
>I'm eternally scarred
don't be so stupid, you only care so much because of your stupid culture.

I had gay sex when i was about 14. shit was cash. i sucked him off,he stretched me out, and gave me a good deep fucking.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YG6IZDO9 Sat 17 Jun 2017 12:38:06 No.1073767 Report

Quoted By: >>1073824

>>1073737
Dude...
1st. I don't give a flying fuck about culture appropriation
2nd. I believe in gay rights and I don't agree with killing gays for having sex
3rd.I'm not a faggot
4th.you're faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v82dZlA3 Sat 17 Jun 2017 12:47:18 No.1073824 Report

Quoted By: >>1073879 >>1075080

>>1073767
yea im a faggot
but you shouldn't let something you did when you were younger bother you so much
just let it go

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YG6IZDO9 Sat 17 Jun 2017 12:56:43 No.1073879 Report

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>>1073824
Easier said than done.
cheers lad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RN/0Bkwt Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:00:32 No.1073904 Report

Quoted By: >>1073944

>>1073466
>>1073460
>>1073453
I did as you suggested, but /pol/ is unaware of what was being teached by it to itself:
>>>/pol/130277865

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MRU+yKMN Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:10:38 No.1073944 Report

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>>1073904
/pol/ taught itself how to be redpilled and how to defend itself against the menace of the Jew.

឴ ឴

឴ ឴ ID:16HijVYM Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:13:54 No.1073958 Report

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>>1073429
I do astral projection quite alot
I think most people wouldn't believe me

឴ ឴

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឴ ឴ ID:16HijVYM Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:15:34 No.1073971 Report

Quoted By: >>1074452

>>1073501

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Anonymous ID:iEZ1vQvp Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:19:26 No.1073998 Report

Quoted By: >>1074045 >>1074452

>>1073429
I once specified custom invariants for arbitrary AST nodes that are used by a built-in semantic reasoner to prove programmer-specified assertions, which can be used to verify consistency (the way a type-checker verities consistent typing) or to apply custom domain-specific optimizations that a general-purpose optimizer can't do safely

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aiLA/akL Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:28:26 No.1074045 Report

Quoted By: >>1074452

>>1073998
Dude, you too? I also once specified custom invariants for arbitrary AST nodes that are used by a built-in semantic reasoner to prove programmer-specified assertions, which can be used to verify consistency (the way a type-checker verities consistent typing) or to apply custom domain-specific optimizations that a general-purpose optimizer can't do safely. Are you my long lost bro?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SjVay2MQ Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:29:53 No.1074052 Report

Quoted By: >>1074069

Cross-dressing

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aiLA/akL Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:32:22 No.1074069 Report

Quoted By: >>1074079

>>1074052
Pics or it didn't happen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bvxyuMCm Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:32:38 No.1074070 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GF5CLpeoX0&t=23s&ab_channel=DaveWright

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SjVay2MQ Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:34:11 No.1074079 Report

Quoted By: >>1074098

>>1074069
You're not getting anything good that easy

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aiLA/akL Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:38:31 No.1074098 Report

Quoted By: >>1074122

>>1074079
What if I post a smug anime face?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0HUnyaJF Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:39:55 No.1074112 Report

Quoted By: >>1074184

That I browse /bant/.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SjVay2MQ Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:40:37 No.1074122 Report

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>>1074098
Post all you want that's all you're getting

឴ ឴

឴ ឴ ID:16HijVYM Sat 17 Jun 2017 13:47:30 No.1074184 Report

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>>1074112
I don't believe you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mw7HSRTv Sat 17 Jun 2017 14:11:24 No.1074365 Report

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I stuck my finger in a light socket to check if it was on

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Rz81pY7n Sat 17 Jun 2017 14:17:46 No.1074405 Report

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>>1073429
Nothing. Which would surprise people who think so highly of me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dhvrn5t7 Sat 17 Jun 2017 14:20:12 No.1074416 Report

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>>1073429
I once broke my arm and noticed it about 20 minutes after.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MRU+yKMN Sat 17 Jun 2017 14:25:55 No.1074452 Report

Quoted By: >>1074482

>>1073971
>>1073998
>>1074045
>getting all butthurt about it
I was just answering the Bong's question. No need to get so insecure.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aiLA/akL Sat 17 Jun 2017 14:30:20 No.1074482 Report

Quoted By: >>1074486

>>1074452
It's becoming a meme now. You could've prevented this. I mean, seriously. I once specified custom invariants for arbitrary AST nodes that are used by a built-in semantic reasoner to prove programmer-specified assertions, which can be used to verify consistency (the way a type-checker verities consistent typing) or to apply custom domain-specific optimizations that a general-purpose optimizer can't do safely. What have you done?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MRU+yKMN Sat 17 Jun 2017 14:31:18 No.1074486 Report

Quoted By: >>1074511

>>1074482
>openly trying to force a meme

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S6qVPewm Sat 17 Jun 2017 14:31:30 No.1074487 Report

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Went outside

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aiLA/akL Sat 17 Jun 2017 14:35:38 No.1074511 Report

Quoted By: >>1074538

>>1074486
I bet you didn't even create once specified custom invariants for arbitrary AST nodes that are used by a built-in semantic reasoner to prove programmer-specified assertions, which can be used to verify consistency (the way a type-checker verities consistent typing) or to apply custom domain-specific optimizations that a general-purpose optimizer can't do safely

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MRU+yKMN Sat 17 Jun 2017 14:38:48 No.1074538 Report

Quoted By: >>1074743

>>1074511
>implying a programmer can't understand this
It was directed at one (at least I assume so) who was asking for details. Not sure why you're getting so excited.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aiLA/akL Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:09:51 No.1074743 Report

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>>1074538
I'm getting excited because I once specified custom invariants for arbitrary AST nodes that are used by a built-in semantic reasoner to prove programmer-specified assertions, which can be used to verify consistency (the way a type-checker verities consistent typing) or to apply custom domain-specific optimizations that a general-purpose optimizer can't do safely.

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Anonymous ID:k8Rgz/v8 Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:18:00 No.1074791 Report

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Next level bait, very nice

I remember when they used threads like this all the time to spot the newfag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sULGKsVW Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:20:58 No.1074813 Report

Quoted By: >>1074839

>>1073501
That's not unbelievable. That's just really complicated.

But as anyone who's studied compilers knows, complicated problems are just a large set of simple problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3R6LAiHJ Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:23:23 No.1074826 Report

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>>1073460

>flag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MRU+yKMN Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:26:04 No.1074839 Report

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>>1074813
>That's not unbelievable. That's just really complicated.
Well, nothing in this thread is "unbelievable" per se.

>as anyone who's studied compilers knows, complicated problems are just a large set of simple problems.
Well, you can say this about any problem. Most of the problem-solving process is figuring out exactly what the set of smaller problems is.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r9ALNN7/ Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:30:17 No.1074872 Report

Quoted By: >>1074986

>>1073429
one time i saw aliens

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aiLA/akL Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:44:47 No.1074986 Report

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>>1074872
Post a greentext or gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CgKX08lc Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:51:45 No.1075038 Report

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>>1073429
currently fucking 4 different girls on rotation while still handling a 40+ hour work week and school. Sometimes its 5-6 depending if i want to call 2 girls that are into some wild shit. i dont pay any of them money to fuck me or anything, and im currently saving up for another car. my first one is a piece of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mAmjfrZ0 Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:53:32 No.1075058 Report

Quoted By: >>1075116

>>1073429
>What's something you've done nobody would believe?

I've been lurking since 2003.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o13lK5lF Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:56:33 No.1075080 Report

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>>1073824
Wow you're a giant faggit. I would beat the shit out of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aiLA/akL Sat 17 Jun 2017 15:59:40 No.1075116 Report

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>>1075058
2003 - 3 still equals 2000 so pay debts

btw I love your flag. Idk why. I just like it a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9EL+CjFB Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:05:37 No.1075182 Report

Quoted By: >>1075224

I lurked 4chan for a year and a half before I made my first post

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RN/0Bkwt Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:09:36 No.1075224 Report

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>>1075182
That's perfectly believable.

Did the same and posted regularly only after 3 years or maybe even more.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tQU9E6tW Sat 17 Jun 2017 16:14:36 No.1075267 Report

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>>1073429
Used to be able to suck myself off.

I did it every night for years when I was 14-16. Can't do it anymore, it hurts the back too much and I'm not as skinny as I used to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eD0aYNQY Sat 17 Jun 2017 17:14:41 No.1075734 Report

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I was in the stickied thread leading up to the creation of this board.

Majorworm

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Majorworm ID:IWZxnbCb Sat 17 Jun 2017 17:16:21 No.1075745 Report

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>>1073429
>Pic unrelated
Why not eat our version?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t7Zf4QuT Sat 17 Jun 2017 17:36:49 No.1075950 Report

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>>1073737
Absolute degeneracy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>/trash/

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Anonymous ID:+1xLOykc Sat 17 Jun 2017 17:50:57 No.1076071 Report

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one time i accidentally accepted some burritos at the register at chipotle that weren't mine.
she asked if i was david and i just said yes.
but no one can know i ate a soy burrito.

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