I'm going to be rich because two years ago I put some money in some cryptocurrency token /biz/ told me about.

This is it, I'm probably going to earn what the average Spaniard doesn't earn in 20 years of hard work because I bought some internet funny money from some fat Russian guy who wears the same shirt every day. It will still take one or two years before things snowball, but for me it is 100% guaranteed it's going to work out. I already got like a 5,000% return on investment and it's only the beginning.

The mere thought of it gives me such a rush I find myself smiling and giggling like a little girl at random times of the day due to the sheer absurdity of it.

Oh, and I also got a new job recently. Feels good to get your life in order. What about you, /bant/?