It baffles me beyond belief how such a unsanitary activity could possibly be common place. Everyday I come closer to the conclusion that sex isn't real and that it's just a worldwide conspiracy meant to trick me. Everyone could be in on it!

Is all porn and sex paraphernalia fake and meant to fool me into believing that sex is real? Tell me, have you ever had sex? Have you ever seen two people, in person, have sex? Who's to say that it's legitimate?

I'm starting to feel like one of those crazy flat-earthers. Because despite all the evidence pointing towards sex being real, I just can't fully believe it. Is there anything you can say to convince me?