There's a good chance I got new implants when I stopped to take a piss in El Paso. I might have gotten kidnapped too. All on the drive from San Antonio to El Paso, the clouds were nice and happy. Leading into the last few miles before El Paso and then ont he way to Las Cruces, the clouds turned into unsavory characters. When the clouds changed, I became anxious. I went back to El Paso to read the bible a little. I had taken some oil from the quickie mart, something I have been doing more or less consistently on my entire journey, and lately they have been trying to Pavlov me against exercising my king rights whenever I do it. I wondered, "Am I doing wrong t take this oil without paying the person in the store?" Because I tell you, if I'm not the owner of everything then I'm not the Lord. So I looked in the Bible at random and this was the firs thing I saw.

My anal electroconvulsor and the wrigglers started going off while I was typing this.