>2017
>Doesn't drink beer

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it will make you fat

And? Is life a contest of who's the slimmest?

>it tastes bad!!!

It doesn't, as long as you're not under-aged and you drink often enough to acquire the taste

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy anything other than cheap lagers, fucking peat-gavel