Anon, we need to talk... As you probably know, there was a massive security breach on the Internet site 4chan.org that leaked IP addresses of all its users. Unfortunately, your mom and I found our house's IP address associated with some very misogynistic and racist posts. This is the last straw Anon, we have decided to make an ultimatum. Either you get therapy to fix your disgusting behavior or we will kick you out of our house and cut off all financial support.